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why are we standing on mr. hanky the x-mas poo?

is it fear or courage that compels you fleshling?

how the hell am i supposed to find the walmart exclusive masterpiece starscream wearing this ?

spike: hey prime wheres your thumb going .

bumblebee: i told you my thumb is smaller ,see. your ----ed.

come closer , closer.

is that a gun in your pocket?

you had me at hello !

arcee your pipes look a little cloged.

reflector : arcee is realy good at that .

soundwave : are you shure that was arcee. it looked like blur dressed in pink .

reflector : i feel sick. i even took pictures.

reflector: this is some good ---- .
soundwave : ive got the munchies .i could go for some energon right now .

soundwave : hey reflector wanna play cops and robers?

megatron : its a boy! thundercracker are you video taping?

soundwave : i hope my dna test comes back negative.

megatron :so this is the underground robot strip club.

thundercracker: i knew you'd like it .

soundwave : is arcee working tonight.

megatron : hello autobabe!

megatron: wheres all the booze? its gone!

thunder: those damn autobots always find our stash.

soundwave : if starscream were call the shots we wouldnt have this problem.

megatron: warriors, come out and playyy

megatron: soundwave will you please clean up after walking ravage ,theres poop all over the place how are we suposed to make this our headquaters .

soundwave: ill stop feeding him meow mix.

thundercracker: whats that floating in the water. RAVAGE!!!

megatron

thundercracker : come on boss we were just kiding its not that small .
soundwave :soundwave superior, megatron inferior .

megatron crying : please just leave me alone.

megatron: shockwave, why did you transform into a bush?

spike :carlys gonna be pissed when she finds out about snow- kat.
hound :tell the people at seibertron.com to remove the picture .
spike : oh hi carly .
hound : oh crap !

spike : why do you have a carls jr sticker on your fender ?

hound : shut up , prime gave me that when i i i , oh forget it .your an ------- .

spike: hey hound how did you remove your orange

----in vampires .

you said that was just the loose seat vibrating.

alright ill give the boots back to napoleon dynamite.

spike : this is bull---- i thought you were made by takara not bandai. im outta here .
hound : spike ........spike wait let me explain !

spike: if someone had refueled before we left!

hound :aaaaaha.

hound: you better run bi@#$h or il shoot you in the back .
spike : f#$k off your an autobot, you dont hurt people.