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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Montmorency

Montmorency has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

I told you not to use that pogo stick here!

Apr 10, 2005

Kremzeek with some white foam

Whoa! I masturbated pretty hard last night!

Apr 10, 2005

Scourge playing in the sand

(crying) Sniffles was a good friend.

Apr 10, 2005

Scourge playing in the sand

GRRR! Megatron I told you to bring the sand shovel!

Apr 10, 2005

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

Ow! What just kicked me in my testicles?

Apr 10, 2005

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Quint in back: Why are there so many guys here?
Quint in front: I can say that in two words:
MORE TOYS!

Apr 10, 2005

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Prime: No monkey! Bad monkey! Down monkey! I knew the petting zoo was a bad place to take the kids.

Apr 10, 2005

Woman running in the street

AAAAH! It's the same episode over and over of Gilligan's Island on the big screen!

Apr 10, 2005

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Voice: Those on favour say "I"
People: I!
Voice: Those not in favour say "Nay"
Cyclonus: what are we voting for?

Apr 10, 2005

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

(in Daniel's mind) That duck has my brain! The doctor's experiment worked!

Apr 10, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Darn! I accidently typed Portsillustrated.com!

Apr 10, 2005

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

Stick 'em up roses!

Apr 10, 2005

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

That's the last time I unclog your nose!

Apr 10, 2005

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