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Decepticons after a party

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy! and I got this cock way into that ass! I feel like doing that again! are the chicks still here?

Decepticons after a party

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy! and I got this cock way into that ass! I feel like doing that again!

Decepticons after a party

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy! and I got this cock way into that ass!

Decepticons after a party

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy!

Decepticons after a party

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock!

Decepticons after a party

I think someone poured some beer into our fµ©kin drinks!

Decepticons after a party

my cock hurts from fµ©king those whores! damn was that some party!

Decepticons after a party

thats your 20th can since this party started! got any more of those needles?

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

I told you to stay down! move another circuit and your dead!

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

Blaster: o.k, so you stick your cock in, then you put it in and out. its just like masturbating.

Cancer with fists clenched

its time that fµ©kin Bin Laden bitch get a beating

Grimlock watches TV

look! its Bin Laden!Me find him and SKIN his ASS RAW!

Skywarp holding a man

tell your boss OsamoBin Laden that no matter where he goes, we will still find him and whip his ass!

Optimus having a bad day!

What did you bitches do?! you screwed the computers up and you fµ©ked my whore!

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

Metroplex:stop humping me you overgrown dino-bitch!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron:ya know, that white stuff tastes good in my beer!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron:Alright, which one of you bitches pi$$ed in my fµ©kin beergon?!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron:Gulp!gulp!gulp! Starscream:He swallows the same way he tried to swallow my cock!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron: This is good! What is it? Barbot: Its acid. Galvatron: Acid! (hisss) fµ©k you bitch!!!(hisss)

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home you fµ©kin bitch!

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home you fµ©kin crackhead!

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home bitch!

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

I know you two are Seacons but which is which? you two are ugly as bulls£!t even without your Pretender costumes.

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

I know you two are Seacons but which is which? you two are ugly bulls£!t even without your Pretender costumes.


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