Captions by ZaberFang

Should've switched to Capitol One...

Uh....heheheh.....Coach? I think you're gonna need a pinch outfielder!

Galvatron: "Er...doormat! A rug? Come on, give me a hint!
Dragstrip: ...*breathes deep*

Yep. It's that fresh.

.......Damn...This is so perverted, it goes without saying!

Peek-A-Boo!

Hot Rod: oO.......This is SO wrong!

Why doesn't Soundwave just fly away? I'm sure the cat can't jump THAT high...

If you get drunk staring at your drink...you might be a redneck.

Perceptor: "I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but this is rediculus!"

Hot Rod (offscreen): Well, I can't really say you have a good head on your shoulders anymore!"
Powerglide: "Oh, ha ha, that's VERY funny!"

Unicron: Man, am I glad no-one can see this... Wait, i-is that a camera?! I ONLY READ IT FOR THE PIC- ER, ARTICLES, I SWEAR!!!!
ZaberFang: Hey, there are little kids reading this - you can't swear!
Cameraman: Yeah, but that picture is GOLD, man!