The Energon Pub

by **neliz** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:06 pm

Name_Violation wrote:who will moderate the moderators

god?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:43 pm

Name_Violation wrote:who will moderate the moderators

Some would say that's the job of Cyber Bishop and Omega Sentinel.

Truth is, we just keep kicking each other in the nuts. Last one standing gets their way.

Except for JP, he's already passed out from drinking so we just dress him up as a chick for lulz.

News Credits: 2 · by **Wingspan** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:17 pm

So that's where all the nut kickery has gone; everything suddenly makes sense.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:21 pm

If you're concerned about the lack of nut kickery, I could try to convince OS to add it as a weapon for HMW2.

... though that might be more of a great April Fool's Day joke. :twisted:

News Credits: 2 · by **Wingspan** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:31 pm

Nut kickery is more a state of mind (on forums at least). The GD doesn't seem to have that mindset (playful, continuous shenanigans) as much anymore.... so sad.

So please Mods - make HMW II a nut loving environment with kicking and sledgehammers for all.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:33 pm

April 1st exclusive

Nut Kick
Level Required:0
Weapon type:Basic Bludgeon
Energon cost per shot:0
Two Handed:No
Accuracy:70
Recharge Rate:95
Damage Rate:3+strength
Blast Radius:1
Description:A swift kick to the boys

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:38 pm

I'm all for it.

But you know ... kids ... PG-13 ... fun haters. Might not be worth the effort. :-(

News Credits: 2 · by **Wingspan** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:42 pm

Where's that sad panda pic when you need it...

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:47 pm

Burn wrote:I'm all for it.

But you know ... kids ... PG-13 ... fun haters. Might not be worth the effort.

umm most live action Disney movies have a nut shot or 2. also home alone, and well any movie where the kid beats up a grown man. but yeah i don't forsee it in the future.

hey I think my psychic powers are working again :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:49 pm

You REALLY are new to the site aren't you?
(And i'm not saying that as an insult)

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:13 pm

um yeah.

you can look at the little side bar and see when i started

and even then i signed up but didin't look at it again till like october. I got lucky and started playing the first day or 2 ofter the reset :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:43 pm

Burn wrote:
Name_Violation wrote:who will moderate the moderators

Some would say that's the job of Cyber Bishop and Omega Sentinel.

Truth is, we just keep kicking each other in the nuts. Last one standing gets their way.

Except for JP, he's already passed out from drinking so we just dress him up as a chick for lulz.

I'm still so God damn hung over I'm convinced I went drinking tomorrow.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:22 pm

you did!

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:48 pm

Wingspan wrote::-(

Where's that sad panda pic when you need it...

by **Halo** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:56 pm

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:
Wingspan wrote::-(

Where's that sad panda pic when you need it...

[nerd]The Panda in the pictures name is Tai-Shan, who is the most recent panda born at the National Zoo in D.C. His mother is Mei Xiang and father Tian Tian. This picture dates to September 2005, when the cub was 2 months old. [/nerd]

Couldn't resist, sorry

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:26 pm

Halo wrote:
Loki God Of Mischief wrote:
Wingspan wrote::-(

Where's that sad panda pic when you need it...

[nerd]The Panda in the pictures name is Tai-Shan, who is the most recent panda born at the National Zoo in D.C. His mother is Mei Xiang and father Tian Tian. This picture dates to September 2005, when the cub was 2 months old. [/nerd]

Couldn't resist, sorry

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:31 pm

Jeep? wrote:
Burn wrote:
Psychout wrote:Only the finest flavours for our favorite furball.

So that's where the arsenic went ...

Actually, I took that. It's the only thing keeping Red's ego from growing.
Anyone unfamiliar with this Hull-supporting menace to society, watch "The Thing" when you're tripping balls. That's Red's ego. He crashed the spaceship cause he failed his test.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait....

Red supports Hull?

n00b!

I live there and you support them, so by extension you support me!

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:47 pm

He went to uni there. Of his own accord...

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:12 am

Yep, I somewhat enjoyed living in Hull for three years. Spiders rocked!

And yeah, whilst my main time shall always remain Man United, I also like to follow Hull, to the point of currently wearing last year's shirt as I type this.

and...

THAT WAS A GOAL, GIBBON WAS CLEALY BEHIND THE LINE WHEN HE CUAGHT IT!

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:20 am

I played soccer for two years and I still consider it the most boring sport on the planet to watch. Golf doesn't count because it's not a sport.

by **Nickolai** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:24 am

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:I played soccer for two years and I still consider it the most boring sport on the planet to watch. Golf doesn't count because it's not a sport.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Wrong.

Cricket scores a double fault, because not only is it boring, I simply cannot understand it. Seriously, watch any other televised sport from start to finish, and you can basically get the gist of the rules and scoring system. Not so with kwiket.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:14 am

Actually the rules of cricket are bloody simple.

And only Test matches are boring 'cause they take up to 5 days and even then often end with no winner.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:05 pm

Nickolai wrote:
Loki God Of Mischief wrote:I played soccer for two years and I still consider it the most boring sport on the planet to watch. Golf doesn't count because it's not a sport.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Wrong.

Cricket scores a double fault, because not only is it boring, I simply cannot understand it. Seriously, watch any other televised sport from start to finish, and you can basically get the gist of the rules and scoring system. Not so with kwiket.

Cricket wins the uber bordem award, but the rules are pretty simple.

Rugby however... I dont get it. Not at all. It should be almost as simple as football rulewise. But it isnt.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:44 pm

I enjoy cricket. And it's piss-easy to understand. What wins the most boring award is American football. Starting and stopping and body armour and it's just plain old rugby for wusses.
You guys want a sport worth watching, hurling's your sport.