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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Optimus Prime pointing

Optimus Prime pointing
102 comments
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102 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

~||Deathshot||~ says:

"Prowl..... I specifically asked you to make sure that the twins *don't* blow up the Ark."

Jul 21, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Look, Megatron and Starscream are fighting again !”

Jul 10, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Look, Hasbro is raising their prices AGAIN!”

Jun 30, 2025

trailbreaker says:

“Look, it’s another annoying phone commercial with Ryan Reynolds.”

Oct 25, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Look, Powerglide is drunk again.”

Apr 3, 2024

trailbreaker says:

“Look, there are some Siege figures on clearance!”

Nov 7, 2022

Vapor-03 says:

Prime: Uhhhhh...I will have two Reese's Cups anddddd...that Twix bar for my new bestie! *Turns around to Prowl and makes a smirking face*

Jul 15, 2022

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Many memes were made off this image-too many

May 24, 2022

trailbreaker says:

“My boobs are bigger than Arcee’s.”

Apr 14, 2020

DeltaSilver88 says:

Optimus: ...Prowl.
Prowl: Yes?
Optimus: Did you mean to blow up the Ark?
Prowl: ...Oh. Well, slag. I got the wrong remote.

Sep 4, 2019

DeltaSilver88 says:

Optimus: Ratchet... do my optics deceive me, or is that Omega Supreme pole-dancing with the twins.
Ratchet: ...It is. And I smell work coming my way in one, two, thr-
Optimus: Omega just sat on Sunstreaker.

Sep 4, 2019

Decepticon Stryker says:

"Now what the hell's that thing doing over there?"

Sep 19, 2018

Mlgpapalouie says:

Only you can prevent forest fires!

Jul 3, 2017

trailbreaker says:

Look, it's a commercial for another lousy Bayformers film.

May 27, 2017

Ratbat says:

Optimus Prime makes a POINT.

Jan 23, 2017

BG the Robit says:

Optimus: That's the babe I want - and that one - and that one...
Bumblebee: You know we're not even at the beach yet, right?

May 10, 2016

Road Turtle says:

"Michael Bay! Your rape of the franchise ends Now!"

Oct 2, 2015

trailbreaker says:

"Look, Ravage is taking a dump."

May 1, 2015

Riptidemtmte says:

"Mother of Primus, what the hell is Brawn and Soundwave doing!?"

Jan 15, 2015

Rainmaker says:

Prowl, I need you to-Hey! Ice Cream truck!

Dec 26, 2014

Legosrawsum says:

Where's my taco .... I know you took it

Sep 14, 2014

GallifreyanSeeker says:

"Oh, so you think I give a crap about your new alt-mode? Pull my finger!"

Feb 15, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

"You! Yes, you! Go into my pencil closet and get my pirate hat before I turn into a villager!!!"

Jan 12, 2014

Bismuth says:

Optimus Prime *coughUncleSamcough* wants you... to get over there and sit in time-out. You have been a naughty, naughty kid...

Dec 22, 2013

Evil Eye says:

You! Get me a sammich!

Jun 2, 2013

kruiz220898 says:

Pull my finger, I dare you.

May 24, 2013

cusd220 says:

OPTIMUS:bumble bee you must be this tall to join this mission.

Apr 16, 2013

Red_Sun says:

You must be this big to allowed to join my crew.

Apr 8, 2013

MarkNL says:

Autobots, transform and... oh frag it, just follow me.

Apr 4, 2013

Unknown says:

Holy Frag... did you see that?! He's kissing MY girlfriend!!

Mar 25, 2013

maroyasha says:

Optimus: Cosmos! I swear, next screw up and your off the lobbing team!
Cosmos: But Prowl hit you in the face.
Optimus: Your point?
Prowl: *snickering the entire time*

Mar 16, 2013

trailbreaker says:

"Hey Jazz, I can pick your nose from here."

Mar 12, 2013

WolfSpider1979 says:

"Ippy, dippy, my dear Drippy, flying the light so true..."
*Prowl snickering*

Mar 8, 2013

Evil Eye says:

YOU! Get me a mecha-sammich!

Mar 5, 2013

agentcastle says:

while picking teams for dodgeball, Prime once more skips over Cosmos...

Mar 4, 2013

EXSkywarp says:

...IN. IS THAT CLEAR?!

Mar 4, 2013

EXSkywarp says:

Prime: (In Drill Instructor's voice, complete with an overannunciated southern drawl) What...is that? WHAT IN THE BLUEST OF BLUE KAONS IS THIS NONSENSE? EITHER YOU STRAIGHTEN UP, COSMOS, OR I WILL RECYCLE YOUR TAILPIPE SO FAST, THAT AL GORE'S HEAD WILL SP

Mar 4, 2013

Heckfire says:

"HEY! Brawn, what are you and Soundwave doing over there?"

Mar 4, 2013

MP-99 says:

I'm NOT rolling out with a dirty trailer. Prowl, clean it NOW.!

Mar 3, 2013

rockman_fan says:

oh, wait. that really WAS an orphanage...not megatron's hide out...
slag.

Mar 3, 2013

Axelbro says:

optimus: hey prowl look at my TFP poster with me and look the FI toy
Prowl:why i don't have a TFP toy or caracter model
Optimus : because smokescreen is sexier
Prowl: but him and bluestreak are my twin brothers
Optimus: i don't give a frak about you

Mar 3, 2013

Axelbro says:

Optimus:hey hound pull my finger
Hound:ok
fart noise
prowl:scrap robofarts

Mar 3, 2013

Gonshyk says:

"And I ask you to stay Stirlitz."

Mar 3, 2013

phase says:

Prime: I can't deal with that right now!
Prowl: Sir, that's Ultra Magnus's line.

Mar 3, 2013

Trikeboy says:

Optimus Prime: Oh my god, look, Seibertron.com has a new caption contest.
Prowl: Yeah, about damn time, too.

Mar 3, 2013

Lucius Prime says:

"Ironhide, stop picking on Prowl's headlamps... They do NOT look like boobies!"

Mar 3, 2013

razin says:

And remember, there's no fee, unless we get money for you.

Mar 3, 2013

KingJames says:

"Look! I'm not saying you had too much energon. But you need to put the tip of that finger on your olfactory sensor then walk in a straight line."

Mar 3, 2013

Sinnertwin says:

Then I said "You'd best get yo face outta ma grill, girlfriend!" Then she was like "oh, no you didn't" ...

Mar 3, 2013

sandata says:

No, Stan Bush...it is YOU who has the TOUCH; I only have the POWER.

Mar 2, 2013

Son of Carl says:

Alright, which one of you exhaust holes called the f***ing cops?!

Mar 2, 2013

KingJames says:

I'll tell Prowl right to his face he sucks! He's behind me isn't he?

Mar 2, 2013

RodimusMuppet says:

Hey, smell my finger....

Mar 2, 2013

VioMeTriX says:

so soundwave let you mount him with no protection, then complains he got little ones popping out his chest?

Mar 2, 2013

Red 50 says:

Autobots, transform an- WHO THE F*** PAINTED MY TRAILER PINK?!

Mar 1, 2013

Ultimadragoon89 says:

You BEST have some PIE! Prowl, tell him what I did to the last guy who didn't have PIE!

Mar 1, 2013

Ravage XK says:

Ive been pointing like this for 6 months now. With Takara current standards of QC I'm afraid my finger will snap off if I try to move it.

Mar 1, 2013

Sinnertwin says:

You'd better put that photo of Brawn and Soundwave back up...

Feb 28, 2013

megatronis says:

NOW LOOK HERE....THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE,SO DEAL WITH IT

Feb 28, 2013

Son of Carl says:

You say he's behind me, but every time I turn around, he's not there. Enough with the teasers! Show me Masterpiece Prowl. Now!

Feb 28, 2013

formshifters says:

Optimus: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Feb 28, 2013

rodimus27 says:

MEGATRON give us back our cookies or be obliverated

Feb 28, 2013

bionic_radical says:

Youre running Botcon right into the f#%&ing ground.

Feb 28, 2013

firehawk0455 says:

Prime - "Prowl, the kitchen is that way."

Feb 28, 2013

King Slick says:

You can't handle what the OP can handle

Feb 28, 2013

lonrac says:

Prime: Ennie Meenie Miney Mo......
Prowl: are we really down to the also rans for the new Masterpiece line?

Feb 28, 2013

The Potentate says:

I KNOW you did not just say that!

Feb 28, 2013

Thadicon says:

Don't ever go over my f&%^*n' faceplate again. You m*^%$rf%$&er, you

Feb 28, 2013

morphobots says:

Optimus: "I believe it's over there."
Prowl: "That's what you said 3 it's over there's ago."

Feb 28, 2013

ClockWorkMecha says:

Hey, pull my finger...

Feb 28, 2013

Maestro Meister says:

Prowl: "Uh, Prime? Shouldn't you let Ratchet handle Hoist's prostate exam?"

Feb 28, 2013

bengear says:

F*** you, F*** you, F*** you, you're cool, and F*** YOU! ROLL OUT!

Feb 28, 2013

datguy86 says:

"Megatron, Prowl and I agree - Shut up and take our money."

Feb 28, 2013

Nerdimus Maximus says:

OPTIMUS: " Look, Bay, I said that I wanted to approve the script BEFORE I sign-off on the NEW Film. And I want two-dozen cases of Perrier each WEEk in my 'Trailer' too, IF I agree to do the Fourth movie at all! "

Feb 28, 2013

Mindmaster says:

Optimus Prime says: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Feb 28, 2013

Shadowstream says:

Look Prowl, Nerds!

Feb 28, 2013

Henry921 says:

Soldier! You're out of uniform; put on some pants!

Feb 28, 2013

spartanH85 says:

We know the truth! That was NOT milk on Elton Johns face in the got milk ad!

Feb 28, 2013

spartanH85 says:

" I never once said your mom's under carrige was rusty"

Feb 28, 2013

Vitatech says:

Anyone seen Prowl? I swear he was right over there...

Feb 28, 2013

Super Megatron says:

Prowl, I want you to find a flag pole about this high for me. My arm is getting tired from waving the white flags to the Decepticons every time I surrender us to them.

Feb 28, 2013

Foximus says:

Optimus: By the Primes! What are Soundwave and Brawl doing?!

Prowl: You just noticed Prime?

Feb 28, 2013

User897 says:

Only YOU can prevent forest- Wait, do I look fuzzy to you?

Feb 28, 2013

Morbalis says:

Yo mamma is soooo fat ...

Feb 27, 2013

rivithead242 says:

Ignore my last one. Optimus: Prowl! Look! Over the Top starring Sylvestor Stallone is playing at the theater. Prowl: Isn't Spikes son Daniel in that movie?

Feb 27, 2013

rivithead242 says:

Optimus: Prowl! Look! Over the Top starring Sylvestor Stalone is playing! Prowl: No Prime...no.

Feb 27, 2013

rivithead242 says:

Optimus: Look Prowl! A flash mob! Prowl: And we choose to live here, why again?

Feb 27, 2013

PhelesDragon says:

I have the weirdest roboner right now...

Feb 27, 2013

primehunter says:

Prowl, hold me back...

Feb 27, 2013

rivithead242 says:

You drank too many energon cubes if you think you're Jewish too Megatron!

Feb 27, 2013

tc14forever says:

TRANSFORM and SWAG OUT!!!!!!!!!

Feb 27, 2013

Maestro Meister says:

"Megatron, your trigger is only this small!"

Feb 27, 2013

#Sideways# says:

OH!

I see what you did there.

Feb 27, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

OPTIMUS: "Hey, look at all those ads for 3rd party stuff in the bar on the right! Did that Uranos guy just call me Knight Morpher?"

PROWL: "At least the Play Arts chick seems to have largely replaced that bearded t-shirt guy...D'OH! He's back..."

Feb 27, 2013

SKYWARPED_128 says:

Leave Prowl alone, guys. Just because he's a bit of a prick doesn't mean he doesn't deserve an MP toy.

Feb 27, 2013

sdn1337 says:

Prowl: I just want to die already optimus... ive given up on life as an autobot

Optimus: Look over there prowl! A transformers the movie script! That should do the trick.

Feb 27, 2013

njb902 says:

OMP Prowl it Changed.

Feb 27, 2013

JustPlainME says:

Wedgie!!!!

Feb 27, 2013

Twitchythe3rd says:

Prowl! Look! A munky!

Feb 27, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

B.K. CASHIER: "Sir, you need to be in a car to use the drive-thru..."

Feb 27, 2013

budmaloney says:

Combo 2 please

Feb 27, 2013

Bumblevivisector says:

OPTIMUS: Hey, what the heck were Brawn and Soundwave just doing over there for 3 months?

Feb 27, 2013
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