Captions by Anonymous Iggy

Spike: Guys, help! I've been kidnapped!

Optimus Prime: Spike, where are you?

Spike: I dunno. It looks like a manga.

Tigatron: Airazor, THIS is why I don't stay on the Axalon.

*Dinobot walks in* Honestly, I can't leave you kids alone for five cycles!

...Want a tic tac?

KUP: Alright, alright! I take back what I said about your mother!... and your brother... and your pet dog... WHEELIE: And the elephant? KUP: Yes, yes, the elephant, too!

Alright, Blaster. But the next time we impersonate turtles in heat, I get to be the male!

Uh oh... this could be bad... The birds are in heat!

Wanting to forget that he was in TF: TM, Leonard Nimoy drinks away the memories.

T: Hey, baby... M: Not tonight. I have a headache.

Why, of course I've heard of the girl that fell in love with Powerglide... But what does that have to do with why I found you in here?

Yes, Optimus Prime, that IS customary treatment for prisoners. Now, quit whinin' and get up, wussy!