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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by ArctosPrime

ArctosPrime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

Blitzwing: EWWWWW!!! Trypticon loogies!!!! IT BURNS THE "FLESH" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blur: No-violation-without-dinner-and-a-movie-or-on-the-first-date.

Woman running in the street

Sing along everybody: "i'm not a girl, not quite a woman, yet."

Quintessons in transport vehicle

The Nascar of the Future!!!

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Primal: Rhinox! Get me Some more Quarters!!!
Prime: the things i do to keep getting toys made of me...

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

*Daniel, what's worng sweetie?*
Daniel, in a waify voice: i see Winy little punks

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Soundwave: "and this is me and Shockwave with that Kremzeek thing. *click* and that me and Megatron killing a bunch of random bystanders... hey, ARE YOU ASLEEP?!?!"

Scourge playing in the sand

Scourge, you just found the marble in the oatmeal! you get to drink from THE FIRE HOSE!
OPEN WIDE!!!

Kremzeek with some white foam

OH< MY GOD!!! What is the world coming to when such vilence caused by Kremzeeks to poor defenseless Snowmen? there was nothing left of the body that could be identified, Carl.

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus: these are the best seats you could get?
Quint: Hey do you know how hard it is to find tickets for Cher?
Cyclonus: CHER? You told me this was a GWAR concert!
Quint:......

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Minicons: All together now, &quot;Bring me two pina coladas, i gotta have-&quot; Grimlock then eats the one in the tree

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