Captions by ArctosPrime

Blitzwing: EWWWWW!!! Trypticon loogies!!!! IT BURNS THE "FLESH" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Blur: No-violation-without-dinner-and-a-movie-or-on-the-first-date.

Sing along everybody: "i'm not a girl, not quite a woman, yet."

The Nascar of the Future!!!

Primal: Rhinox! Get me Some more Quarters!!!
Prime: the things i do to keep getting toys made of me...

*Daniel, what's worng sweetie?*
Daniel, in a waify voice: i see Winy little punks

Soundwave: "and this is me and Shockwave with that Kremzeek thing. *click* and that me and Megatron killing a bunch of random bystanders... hey, ARE YOU ASLEEP?!?!"

Scourge, you just found the marble in the oatmeal! you get to drink from THE FIRE HOSE!
OPEN WIDE!!!

OH< MY GOD!!! What is the world coming to when such vilence caused by Kremzeeks to poor defenseless Snowmen? there was nothing left of the body that could be identified, Carl.

Cyclonus: these are the best seats you could get?
Quint: Hey do you know how hard it is to find tickets for Cher?
Cyclonus: CHER? You told me this was a GWAR concert!
Quint:......

Minicons: All together now, &quot;Bring me two pina coladas, i gotta have-&quot; Grimlock then eats the one in the tree