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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Asheron

Asheron has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

...now where should i put this.... aah.. i know * evil smirk *

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Rattrap : and i want a firetruck and a... wait a sec ur not santa !
Rhinox : * sigh * * anime sweatdrop *

Rumble on a Subway train

ive been working on the railroad...

WWE meets the Decepticons!

AND NOW WE PRESENT OUR NEWEST WRESTLER : MEGATRON !

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

im affraid of saying it but... i cant fly ...

Unicron reading a magazine

well well , hello there sugabot

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

ALRIGHT SEEMS LIKE WE R EATING METLA GOUP TONIGHT !

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

hey scourge since when do u have a Fox Kids sticker on youre arm ???

Scourge : im living with these guys for like 5 months and you never noticed * DOH ! *

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

* flash *
GOTCHA ! * starscream runs away with camera *

YOU COME BACK HERE !

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

so , to pay his rent optimus signed the contract for his new found job...

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

can i buy it... PLEEAASE * puppy eyes * * blink blink *

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

look its a giant tooth pick

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

well this is way beter than the bus !

Bumblebee : i think im gonna throw up...

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

YEEHHAAAA ! ! !

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

uuhm , do you really need a can that big ?? how big are those bugs ???

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

well this will solve our bug problem...

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

LOOK AT ME I CAN PUSH DOWN OPTIMUS PRIME WITH ONE HAND ! ! ! NOW ILL BE THE NEW LEADRE OF THE AUTOBOTS ! MHUHAHAHAHA !

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

* wishpering * : guez what... UR STUPID !

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

HOLD STILL MAYBE THEY WONT SEE US !

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

NOOO ! NOT MY TRANSFORMERS PLUCHES !
I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT THEM !

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

IIEK ! IM SCARED PROTECT ME !

An injured Thrust

aah aint that sweet

" get well soon , from youre dearest friend and soon ruller of the universe , megatron

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

OOH MY GOD , IM SO SORRY , wait ill put it back on

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

i lost my keys , maybe they r here

Hardhead using a microphone

MOMMA , WHOO HOHO HOOOO !

The Decepticons at their finest

damn bug problem , we dont have cash to pay the exterminator so we have to do it ourselves...

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

"hello there , long , hard and hansome... "
optimus : *sigh* just pretent that ur asleep ...

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Rad : i told , do not try and put windows xp on the computer at the base , but noooo !

An angry Fred

THATS THE LAST TIME I EAT CHILLY PEPPERS...

Starscream running toward island

AAAAH ! WATER ! ! !
IIEEEK !

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