Captions by Blazefrost

Skorpy: Hey, did you guys know i'm the ONLY element of CGI here.
Sgt.: Really? so what's making the sand go up?
BOOOMM!!!
Soldiers: AWWW CRUD RUNNN!!!

Skorpy: HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGGGZZZZZZ!!!!!

SS: Hey, what's this?
MT: I dunno, but let's fire at it!
BOOM!!!
*falling sounds*

"I hate life."

Arcee: *whistles*

Spike: What I've done. I'll face myself, to cross out what I've be-come. Erase myself, and led go of what I've doooooooooooooooone. oh, hi dad!

"Sure, you kids may go blind from the light....and suffocate from the smoke... but I feel a heck of a lot better now...."

*tarzan yell*
Michael bay: Why on earth did i cast him?

Soundwave: I think our forts are too close together.
Reflector: Ya think?!

All right, where those wall-eating scrap metals hide my copy of TRANSFORMERS: THE GAME?

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. and once more for emphasis, OW!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Dangnab it...Sparkplug, were you drinking coffee over here again?!

*a correction of my previous caption*
Oy, Prime's not gonna like this one...

Oy, Prime hot gonna like this one...

BB: Michael Bay, can we PLEASE replace you with someone else for the sequel??
MB: Sorry, but I already messed up this one, i may as wel-
BB *does puppy-dog pout*
MB: Awwwww....ok

SN: *singing* Boo! we're everywhere you see, look out we might be real, this time we've got you CAUGHT UP IN A DREAM!

(song is caught up in a dream by AIK)

dad: Oooohhhh...pretty colors. Colors....
boy: Actually those colors are caused by the-
dad: *pushes kid over rails*

Hmmm...What does this button do?

Optimus: See... THIS is what happens when you mix Lucky Charms with crack.

Kids: Ohhhhhhhhhhh....

Ravage: *sniff sniff*... Eww, when did you shower last?!?

Don't get mad at me! I TOLD you not to go see the movie! It's your fault you don't have a humanoid robot form!