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"It is not logical to--"

"Let him thrust, Computron, just...let him thrust."

Sep 5, 2016

When Derek woke up, he discovered that his college buddies completely disassembled his car, carried it into his bedroom, and reassembled it. Unfortunately, they had no idea how to assemble a car and they were high as ffff...

Jun 15, 2016

So, Spike, this is what the humans call "swimming"?

Apr 1, 2014

World's. Lamest. Duocon.

Mar 7, 2013

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

Effing magnets, how do they work??

Aug 12, 2012

"The Final Countdown" is now stuck in your heads. You're welcome.

Apr 29, 2012

Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

Hey, Optimus, there's a bug on your windshield.

Jan 5, 2012

MY MOUTH IS HUGE!!!

Dec 27, 2011

"Prime, I think you ought to stick with being a truck."

Dec 7, 2011

::groan:: "I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING."

May 1, 2006

Galvatron: "Anyone else care to fill his shoes?"

Apr 23, 2006

Spike: "This is the'secret weapon'? A giant can of bug spray?" Bumblebee: "Yeah, the writers are getting kinda lazy lately."

May 31, 2003

Spike: "Soo all I have to do is put my nose to it and depress the nozzle long enough for the gas to come out, but not long enough for the liquid?" Bumblebee: "Exactly." Spike: "Seems easy enough."

May 31, 2003

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