Captions by Blozor

"It is not logical to--"

"Let him thrust, Computron, just...let him thrust."

When Derek woke up, he discovered that his college buddies completely disassembled his car, carried it into his bedroom, and reassembled it. Unfortunately, they had no idea how to assemble a car and they were high as ffff...

So, Spike, this is what the humans call "swimming"?

World's. Lamest. Duocon.

Effing magnets, how do they work??

"The Final Countdown" is now stuck in your heads. You're welcome.

Hey, Optimus, there's a bug on your windshield.

MY MOUTH IS HUGE!!!

"Prime, I think you ought to stick with being a truck."

::groan:: "I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING."

Galvatron: "Anyone else care to fill his shoes?"

Spike: "This is the'secret weapon'? A giant can of bug spray?" Bumblebee: "Yeah, the writers are getting kinda lazy lately."

Spike: "Soo all I have to do is put my nose to it and depress the nozzle long enough for the gas to come out, but not long enough for the liquid?" Bumblebee: "Exactly." Spike: "Seems easy enough."