Captions by Cliffjumper

Ultra Magnes Don't touch it, it has cooties.

I refuse to be neutered... Oh wait I already have been.

Chip: Well, all I'll do now Prime is restart teletran 1 and...
Optimus: Good lord no!
Chip: too late Prime
Op: You've erased teletran's personality.
Chip: did I do that.
Cliffjumper: I told you he was a traitor Prime!
Prim

Bumblebee: Hey wait uh astrosecond my tailpipe isn't that big, and since when did I get that prostate!

Umm, What have you been eating lately Soundwave?

Hmmm, its a good thing I'm not clostrophobic; Oh crap I am! AHHHHH

This is what happens when you use rent-a-autobot.

I told you, I thought Megatron was an Autobot!

And more importantly than Armada, G1 Optimus Prime is being re-released. Stay tuned to for our thirty minute commercial for this toy

Well Stienbrener gonna fire me. Well I had a good run.

Ratrap: Now for Christmas I want a baby predacon.
Rhionx: Okay, but uh they grow up fast.

1,2,3 Prime pins Megatron in .000002macro secs!!