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Captions by Cliffjumper

Cliffjumper has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Ultra Magnes Don't touch it, it has cooties.

Apr 6, 2004

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

I refuse to be neutered... Oh wait I already have been.

Mar 30, 2004

Chip: Well, all I'll do now Prime is restart teletran 1 and...
Optimus: Good lord no!
Chip: too late Prime
Op: You've erased teletran's personality.
Chip: did I do that.
Cliffjumper: I told you he was a traitor Prime!
Prim

Jan 20, 2004

Bumblebee: Hey wait uh astrosecond my tailpipe isn't that big, and since when did I get that prostate!

Jan 1, 2004

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Umm, What have you been eating lately Soundwave?

Dec 7, 2003

Hmmm, its a good thing I'm not clostrophobic; Oh crap I am! AHHHHH

Oct 27, 2003

This is what happens when you use rent-a-autobot.

Oct 21, 2003

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

I told you, I thought Megatron was an Autobot!

Oct 21, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

And more importantly than Armada, G1 Optimus Prime is being re-released. Stay tuned to for our thirty minute commercial for this toy

Oct 21, 2003

And just in time for the World Series ...

Well Stienbrener gonna fire me. Well I had a good run.

Oct 21, 2003

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

Ratrap: Now for Christmas I want a baby predacon.
Rhionx: Okay, but uh they grow up fast.

Oct 15, 2003

1,2,3 Prime pins Megatron in .000002macro secs!!

Sep 11, 2003

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