Captions by Dee-Kal

Soundwave tells Elvis that he has every one of his movies - and proceeds to prove it. Forced to endure the endless show, the King finds inspiration for his latest song - 'Return to Sender'...

"..It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's d

"You see? Hands that do dishes DO stay as soft as your face with mild green 'Fairy Liquid'..!"

Bomb-Burst's personal problems finally come to light after he's asked the audience, gone 50-50 and realises he's got to Phone a Friend...

Starscream's fondness for movie memorabelia was finally declared 'out of hand' when he came back from the Mummy Returns premiere...

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Arcee notes with resignation why there's little call for females in Transformers cartoons.

Arcee notes with resignation why there's little call for femaless in Transformers cartoons.

A superglue moment...

Cerebros regrettably learns that the silent ones are indeed the most deadly...

..A classic example of a cheap foreign knock-off...

The results were obvious, but the question remained: bad energon or chicken vindaloo?

Jetfire's other use - the ultimate portable beer cooler.

Proof that Disney were not the first with the Pocahontas idea...

"Two for one! Two for one! What am I bid, madam? Last two left - not available in any shops, roll up, roll up what am I bid..?"