Captions by DEVASTAT0R

"oohhhhh yeah, that was great soundwave, but next time lets go somewhere else. Professor X over there gives me the creeps."

"you know what they say about decepticons w/ small heads right? Hehe...waitaminute."

"Dammit Starscream! Do you have to drink before every fight?!"

cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiiiiigh

"Rest easy Spike, you took quite a spill. Now lets just get these pants off..."

"your dinobot come over to my house today and he kick my dog"

Swindle: ...and the tubes connecting us by the tailpipe?
Starscream: its just something i always wanted to try.

i can quit whenever the F*** i want to!

"Blaster, are u even thinking of me?" "Of course i am soundrod! I-I mean HOTWAVE! $#@*!"

"walk faster child!"
"Why grandma?"
"...because i just farted."