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DEVASTAT0R has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

"oohhhhh yeah, that was great soundwave, but next time lets go somewhere else. Professor X over there gives me the creeps."

Aug 17, 2002

"you know what they say about decepticons w/ small heads right? Hehe...waitaminute."

Aug 17, 2002

"Dammit Starscream! Do you have to drink before every fight?!"

Aug 17, 2002

cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiiiiigh

Aug 13, 2002

"Rest easy Spike, you took quite a spill. Now lets just get these pants off..."

Aug 13, 2002

"your dinobot come over to my house today and he kick my dog"

Aug 13, 2002

Swindle: ...and the tubes connecting us by the tailpipe?
Starscream: its just something i always wanted to try.

Aug 13, 2002

i can quit whenever the F*** i want to!

Aug 13, 2002

"Blaster, are u even thinking of me?" "Of course i am soundrod! I-I mean HOTWAVE! $#@*!"

Aug 13, 2002

"walk faster child!"
"Why grandma?"
"...because i just farted."

Aug 13, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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