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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Draego

Draego has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Dragstrip waterskis

Dragstrip, the only Transformer capable of water skiing in front. in front of a ferry, no less.

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Grimlock tries to improve himself by finding his language sub-routines.

"Me Grimlock not know what are subb root-ins"

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Grimlock shows the rest of the Autobots his impressive dance moves... most of which seem to include sitting

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Grimlock sits down on the job wondering who to fry next

Decepticons laying around

when Megatrons away, the bots will... slack off

Perceptor kicks the computer

Wheel Jack told Perceptor to reboot the system... he didn't mean literally though

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Starscream took the term 'head's up' far too seriously, resulting in him breakin cover.

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Perceptor just saw Elita one and Arccee getting it on, Rumble has seen it all before

Devastator is missing an arm!

the constructicons should've taken Scavenger's threat of strike seriously

Devastator is missing an arm!

Superion (offscreen): lets give him a big hand, coz lets face it, he's gonna need it.

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Prime and Starscream figure out that dressing up as Zaphod Beeblebrox is not a good idea

Dinobot grins ...

Seibertron's favourite to win this years Presidential election

Dinobot grins ...

"...and you can't even tell which are the fake ones."

Decepticons laying around

the party ended, but these party anima... er... Decepticons didn't stop till they dropped.

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Megatron: "Prime, we've been spotted."
Prime: "shut up, at least people won't laugh at your size when you transform. ever seen a truck as small as me?"
Megatron: *laughs under his breath*

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Megatron: "Prime, we've been spotted."
Prime: "shut up, at least people won't laugh at your size when you transform. ever seen a truck as small as me?"
Megatron: *s------s*

Optimus laying down on the ground

Prime: how much did i drink last night?
Spike: you cleared out 3 breweries

Unicron reading a magazine

even planet destroyers need to wind down with a good book... err... Unicron, where is your right hand disappearing too... we gotta keep it clean remember.

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot tries out his new accessories... looking smart

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

'at weekends, i'm a Bent-ley'

Decepticons laying around

During their time off, the Decepticons like to enjoy a nice game of 'sleeping lions', Ravage makes sure they don't move by attacking those that do. down to the last 3...

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