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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Flame Cheetor

Flame Cheetor has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap:He looks different from a mouse,maybe my beast mode nots a mouth!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Elita One:So this is what you do when I'm gone!
Optimus:Its not what you think......

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Megatron:Frenzy, what are you doing!
Frenzy: Don't get the wrong idea, I was just kissing him!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Twincast:Get out of my circuits!

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Galvatron:What are you looking at you fools, i'm trying to do my big business!

Cheetor looks at his reflection

I'm getting more pimples and they're getting larger!

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Starscream:You're hot man!
Elita one:I'm not a man!

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

Prime:Tracks, I'm sending you to kill Starscream!
Tracks:But Prime, I need to go and pee!
Prime:Aww, alright, go pee first!You're lucky that peeing is the right of all sentient beings!

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Carly:Will you marry me?
Blaster:Of course I will!
Carly:I was not talking to you Blaster!

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Blast Off:Yuck! what's that smell!
Onslaught:It smells like stinky armpits!
Swindle:Hey umm Vortex,did you feed your armpits with junk?!
Vortex:it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Fire convoy:this place is getting hot!
Build typhoon:Yeah,it is!
Fire Convoy:You're naughty,and i like that.
Build typhoon:I was build to be a gay!

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Help me!I can't move.Must have ate too much of those jellies....where's my hands and legs,I can't feel them!I can only feel this planet on me.

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Unicron:This shall be my chair!Hey wait, whats that smell!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Starscream!Ummmm,it tastes like cream........

Optimus having a bad day!

Prowl:Is prime being possessed by Starscream's ghost?
Mirage:I think he accidently ate a babbling insect...
Ironhide:He must have drank to much beer last night!
Prime:$%#$blahblahblah.....
Ironhide:Prime, how many bottles of beer did you drank la


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