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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by hellveticon_06

hellveticon_06 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Spike listening to headphones

SPIKE: dad, i told yah, this is cool!!!
SPARKPLUG: son, jazz is just enough for us...
WINDCHARGER: tell him if he does'nt stop, i'll finish him off myself...
BUMBLEEBEE: same here...
BRAWN: aye...
SPIKE: b-but, but...
SPARKPLUG: you

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

SOLDIERS: MOVE OUT!!! HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!

SCORPONOK: BLEEEAAARKGH!!! BHUUUURK!!! UUUURGKGH!!!!

SGT. EPPS: Oh, Sh@t what do we do now?!

Unicron sitting on a toilet

...those two moons must've hit me so bad...

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

deleted scene from the creation of the dinobots

Blaster with foam on him

...spike said i could use his hair moose...

Grimlocks little secret

WRECK-GAR: *shhhh* dont move...t-rex hunt by
movement...

GRIMLOCK: me grimlock, no jurassic park-
reject! me will crush you!!!

WRECK-GAR: WHAT?! YOU CAN TALK?!

Devastator gets slagged!

S: me slag will crush you down!
D: ...oh really, big bozzo--*OOHFGH*
(followed by a sound of a ringside bell)
S: HAH! who's big bozzo now!?!

Devastator gets slagged!

devastator learned the hard way the meaning of 'big bozzo'

A very lonely Tentakil

Seacon's new year celebration got awry...

A very lonely Tentakil

HWAAAAH!!!! MOMMY!!!!

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

PLEASE, GALVATRON, LET ME PEE FIRST BEFOREW YOU SHOOT...?

Shockwave looks around a corner

SHOCKWAVE: (looking at the aerialbots) uhm...she's not in here, maybe you've got the wrong room number-

ELITA-1: (shouting inside the room) shocky, what keeps you busy there? Hurry up!

Rattrap free falls

CHEETOR: dude, i think it's your parachute that was left at the plane...

RATTRAP: WHATTA...

Reflector makes a pyramid

Crap, Crapp and Crapper!!!

Reflector makes a pyramid

R1: okay, i think we can do this now...we've been trying to merge to become a bigger mech for 3 weeks now...this could do it...bear with me guys...now, just put my feet on your head now...
R2: dammit! i'm through with this merging-to-become-big

Reflector makes a pyramid

R2: duh, what do you see, R1?
R3: how many are they?
R1: all i can see is of optimus' laser cannon pointing at me...

Reflector makes a pyramid

R1: REFLECTORS, MERGE TO BECOME...
R2: hey, wait, can we merge to become much bigger?
R3: yeah, a bigger camera, i guess..

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