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SPIKE: dad, i told yah, this is cool!!!
SPARKPLUG: son, jazz is just enough for us...
WINDCHARGER: tell him if he does'nt stop, i'll finish him off myself...
BUMBLEEBEE: same here...
BRAWN: aye...
SPIKE: b-but, but...
SPARKPLUG: you

SOLDIERS: MOVE OUT!!! HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!

SCORPONOK: BLEEEAAARKGH!!! BHUUUURK!!! UUUURGKGH!!!!

SGT. EPPS: Oh, Sh@t what do we do now?!

...those two moons must've hit me so bad...

deleted scene from the creation of the dinobots

...spike said i could use his hair moose...

WRECK-GAR: *shhhh* dont move...t-rex hunt by
movement...

GRIMLOCK: me grimlock, no jurassic park-
reject! me will crush you!!!

WRECK-GAR: WHAT?! YOU CAN TALK?!

S: me slag will crush you down!
D: ...oh really, big bozzo--*OOHFGH*
(followed by a sound of a ringside bell)
S: HAH! who's big bozzo now!?!

devastator learned the hard way the meaning of 'big bozzo'

Seacon's new year celebration got awry...

HWAAAAH!!!! MOMMY!!!!

PLEASE, GALVATRON, LET ME PEE FIRST BEFOREW YOU SHOOT...?

SHOCKWAVE: (looking at the aerialbots) uhm...she's not in here, maybe you've got the wrong room number-

ELITA-1: (shouting inside the room) shocky, what keeps you busy there? Hurry up!

CHEETOR: dude, i think it's your parachute that was left at the plane...

RATTRAP: WHATTA...

Crap, Crapp and Crapper!!!

R1: okay, i think we can do this now...we've been trying to merge to become a bigger mech for 3 weeks now...this could do it...bear with me guys...now, just put my feet on your head now...
R2: dammit! i'm through with this merging-to-become-big

R2: duh, what do you see, R1?
R3: how many are they?
R1: all i can see is of optimus' laser cannon pointing at me...

R1: REFLECTORS, MERGE TO BECOME...
R2: hey, wait, can we merge to become much bigger?
R3: yeah, a bigger camera, i guess..