Captions by HookX5

Hrmmm, anyone else need proof that gestalts can get by without an arm or leg?

Giant: "Waaaaait a minute - there's no takara 1985 stamp on this! Why..I've been had! this is a knock-off!"

Blurr trys his hand at speech therapy master 101

"Say each line slowly, one after the other"

"Got headlice?"

blaster: "Oh...my...god, you are sooooo not walkin' outta here with that outfit"

Not to be outdone by the success of his ex, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake donned a frock and started filming his latest music video complete with back up dancers.

"You alright back there Mr Jackson? we'll get to the surgery to add your fifth face in no time!"

"and den we take dis here waterin' hose and spray dese here posies...."

Poor old granna - repeat viewings of Armada left her with irreparable brain damage. Shortly after this photo she blew her head off while trying to drink from the &#0

Prime: "Give it up starscream! you won't get away this time!"
Slingshot: "Umm when's your next appointment with an optometrist boss?"

"MOM, DAD!!! I dreamt that I was never born or introduced into the universe as a baby in any respect...it's almost as if the last 10 years of my life never happened!"

Guard: "Now who leaves their freakin cassette recorder lyin 'round like this anyway...sheesh!"

Soundwave: "Cassette recorder!! So THAT'S what I am!!"

Gargoyle: "Alternators Wheelie??"
Frank: "My eyes...MY EYES!!!"