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"The Last Temptation of Tracks"

Nov 12, 2001

Cyclonus: When I let go, you run full speed ahead, got it? Starscream: What about that wall? Cyclonus: Silence!!

Nov 1, 2001

See, I told you it was Ross' kid.

Oct 31, 2001

Okay, once! And then never speak of it again.

Oct 27, 2001

...KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!

Oct 27, 2001

So THAT's why your function is 'Scout'...

Oct 27, 2001

See, I told you they didn't like Gobots.

Oct 27, 2001

You have a chrome booger.

Oct 27, 2001

These hands... look like big, strong hands... don't they...

Oct 27, 2001

And stay out!

Oct 27, 2001

Got Energon?

Oct 27, 2001

Excuse me- what does God need with a starship?

Oct 27, 2001

No...more...Pokemon?!

Oct 27, 2001

Hurry up, Starscream! I'm getting cold!

Oct 27, 2001

Ever seen one like THIS?

Oct 27, 2001

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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