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'Do I make you horny, bab---' Oh, that's terrible! Forget that I typed anything!

Apr 20, 2006

'This toilet rules!'

Jan 28, 2006

'I'm gonna mount this sucker! Then I might stuff it and put it on my wall!'

Jan 28, 2006

'Jump back! Wanna kiss myself!'

Jan 28, 2006

Vortex: 'I'm going to give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my ass!'

Jan 28, 2006

'Alright, Brokeback Mountain 2, here we come!'

Jan 28, 2006

Yep, its official. The comic book's continuity is better.

Jan 28, 2006

'Now playing in audience-free theaters everywhere...'

Jan 28, 2006

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

'The toilet! The toilet! WHERE'S THE DAMN TOILET!'

Jan 28, 2006

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

'So alone...'

Jan 28, 2006

'You got a real purty mouth...'

Jan 28, 2006

'Calm down Grimlock, we're going to take your temperature!'

Jan 28, 2006

'Stupid internet connection, GIMME THE BOOBIES!'

Jan 28, 2006

'Holy...that Sparkplug Witwicky is all man!'

Jan 28, 2006

'Hold me closer, tiny dancer...'

Jan 28, 2006

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

First Aid: You want happy ending?

Jan 28, 2006

First Aid: Sooo...what'll it be today? A lenghtining or a widening?
Blades: Hmmm...how about a little of both?

Jan 28, 2006

Soundwave: Hey Thrust, what are you thinking about?
Thrust: Candy...

Jan 28, 2006

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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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