Captions by kanesomers

'Do I make you horny, bab---' Oh, that's terrible! Forget that I typed anything!

'This toilet rules!'

'I'm gonna mount this sucker! Then I might stuff it and put it on my wall!'

'Jump back! Wanna kiss myself!'

Vortex: 'I'm going to give you 10 minutes to get your hand off my ass!'

'Alright, Brokeback Mountain 2, here we come!'

Yep, its official. The comic book's continuity is better.

'Now playing in audience-free theaters everywhere...'

'The toilet! The toilet! WHERE'S THE DAMN TOILET!'

'So alone...'

'You got a real purty mouth...'

'Calm down Grimlock, we're going to take your temperature!'

'Stupid internet connection, GIMME THE BOOBIES!'

'Holy...that Sparkplug Witwicky is all man!'

'Hold me closer, tiny dancer...'

First Aid: You want happy ending?

First Aid: Sooo...what'll it be today? A lenghtining or a widening?
Blades: Hmmm...how about a little of both?

Soundwave: Hey Thrust, what are you thinking about?
Thrust: Candy...