Captions by Marv

Skydive: Hey kid! Guess what? we're
unARMED! Get it?
Kid: Let me get this traight: You're a
high-tech robotic alien and that's
the best you can come up with in
this situation?

SS: I don't know about you guys, but this whole sunebathing thing's just totally not working for me...
SW: Yeah, let's go raid some oil rigs or something instead!

Yay! I only have to catch another five of these and then I'll be able to build Coddcon! Man, he's my favorite G1 Gestalt ever!

Wait, here's a note..."I am a desperate mother who can't feed her newborn Protoform, please take care of my little Red Alert"...hmmm, well, why not? It's not like you'd ever bother us with false alarms or anything, right litt

Inferno, musing over this picture: "It's a moment you'll never forget. To hold your newbuild son in your arms and see him smile at you for the first time..."

Stop gaping at me, will you? It's just a slight rash!

After Ironhide fell into that pond, it took several hours, lots of patience and Track's hairdryer to dry him out...

When Megatron said "you'd forget your own head if it weren't bolted onto your neck", A worried Bombshell insisted on walking around like this for three months!

Fine Blaster! You win! Just turn the Britney Spears songs off!!!!!!

Wait! I left the oven on! MY COOKIES!!!!

Daniël: Mom! He's back!
Mom: Go to sleep already!

No Sky-Bite, we DON'T want to hear your damn Haiku's, even if we're in immediate danger of dying from boredom. Now get your skidplate back to your own cartoon, will ya?

Aw, come on guys! We've been kicked out of better giant robot armies, haven't we? We'll find employment elsewhere!

The Aeralbots were devastated when Predaking got re-issued and Superoin didn't...

The recent global economic problems also hit the Autobot military budget rather hard. Eventually, Prime was even forced to fire entire Gestalt teams!

I know you resent our attitude problem Silverbolt, but was it really necessary to punch Fireflight in the stomach like that?

Thanks a lot for pissing of prime AGAIN, Skydive! Now the old fart has confiscated our jet engines!

I don't understand... Why do the humans feed the pidgeons in the park but not us? All they do when they see us is scream and run away!

The pilgrims were quite upset whenthey discovered that an Aerialbot had sat down on the local mountain guru...

I have the strange idea we did this before, once...Don't you guys?

Roaming bands of Decepticon marauders, Megatron's threatheing to destroy the planet, Starscream's plotting behind his back, we're rebelling against Prime's authorithy because we feel superior to the other Autobots, causing disaster on

Yeah it sucks that Elita 1 didn't wait for you and got married while you were on Earth. But put yourself in her shoes for a minute! I mean, you were away for four million years!

When Prime and Tracks saw the camouflage scheme Megatron had picked for his appearance in the G2 comic, they didn't lnow whether to laugh, to symphatise or to worry about their own impending makeovers...

Uh oh! Prime, you're looking sad! That's a bad thing, right? What's so bad? Are we going to die? What is it? you can tell me, I can handle it! I'm as tough as nails and...wait, no i'm not. I can't handle it, I'll go to p

I don't know Tracks...taking care of a Minicon is a great responsibility. And we already have a couple of pet oil rig workers around the base...

...and then, the kitten died...I had become really attached to it because I myself had never been loved. But all my father had to say was that I was an autobot and that Autobots don't cry, and he slapped me until I stopped crying...

I'm so confused! Why are there a yellow and a blue Binaltech version of me? Why? What does it mean?

No Tracks, like I said a gazillion times before: I am NOT going to pull your damn finger!

Hm...and you're absolutely certain you're the father? Well, you're in trouble then!

...but, but I'm getting a new paintjob this afternoon! Why can't I get the day off?

Daniel: So Arcee's hopping mad at you, and
you want to stay over for the night?
That's so cool! We can have a pillow
fight, and drink hot chocolate, and
tell scary stories and...
Rodimus: Then

Dragstrip: Wow! Who'd thought a Minicon could do THIS?!

Drag Strip really enjoyed walking Roger, Megatron's pet Sharkiton...

Hey Motormaster! Is it me, or is this Seaspray guy one percistent bugger?

The only photographic proof of Drag Strip's claim he once almost caught a Seacon "this big"...

I don't care we robots can't float! This is fun!!!

Seeing virtually all his plans backfire dramatically, Megatron decided that his troops really needed a long, relaxing vacation.

Me Grimlock say this nice room with lots of light, but space could be managed much beter. Maybe make interior postmodern, with some Art Déco influences...

Me Grimlock say: we fell asleep in front of TV again! We late for work again!

Me Grimlock thinks strings make lousy bungee cords. What do Predaking think?

After watching a superhero movie marathon, Slingshot decides he wants a secret identity as well. Behold: The Amazing R-man!

This is chest hair, right? Allright! I'm finally growing up!

Megatron's plans to gain the fleshlings' sympathy with his "Decepticons On Ice" show met with expectable difficulties in an early stage.

Scrapper (offscreen): Be carefull guys, we just waxed the floor!
Starscream: Okaaay!

SW: Warning, olfactory overload imminent!
SS: Waaah! The stench!
RJ: My outer plating is melting!!!!
Megatron: Fine! I'll put my boots back on then!

The inevitable result of Megatron being from home for a weekend...

Megatron (offscreen): I take it you cretins DON'T like my new bowling shirt, then?

SS: Soundwave? You don't suppose Megs is REALLY gonna burn us away with that giant magnifying glass?
SW: After you latest attempted coup...well...
RJ: How do you keep getting US into these things along with you? That's what I'm wond

SW: When I was just a protoform, my mom told me that the stars were the souls of all the great Decepticon leaders of the past. And that they look down upon us at night.
SS: Big deal, the great Decepticon leaders of today look down upons all day!
RJ

Failed Energon conservation plan # 12: obligatory siësta's.