Captions by MechaRaptor

Optimus Prime:'Why must I wear these silver daipers?!'

Looks to the right-bottom of the screen

Optimus Prime:'Oh,right.'

Me Optimus,you Megatron! Me no like you!

Optimus Prime:NOOOO!! You CAN actually see my nipples through my windshields!?!? NOOOO!!

Bumblebee:'WHAT I LOOK LIKE THAT IN THE NEW MOVIE!?!?'

Other Autobots are laughing there heads off.

Bumblebee:'Well atleast it's not as bad as gorilla Starscream.'

Bumblebee:'...Ok and now enter...WHAT no nude pics of Arcee!Why must I suffer so much!'

Spike:'Bumblebee,you're not looking at those nude pics of Carly again,are you?'

Bumblebee:'No.Why would a robot look at nude pictures of human women?'

Spike:'Ok.' Walks away.

Bumblebee:'No,we robots Put the

'Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And t

You have to be precise who you ask the time for at the Decepticons,they all love to tell you.

Groovy Shockwave Twin 1:'Ever noticed that we can't put our arms on our chest?'

Groovy Shockwave Twin 2:'Just support your large chest with that arm!'

Starscream:'It wasn't there last night...'

Starscream:'I just hope it's bird dropping and not...'

Starscream:'Being a statue sucks big time!'

Dropping things from a height and seeing if they will break or bounce with Superion!


A3:'Crap!'

Superion:I shall call him......Mini-me,even though he doesn't look,sound or smells like me!

A3:RIIIIIIIIGHT?!?!

Trypticon:'Hello,I'm your new next door Deception-City!'

Trypticon : The best protection against orange thieves!

Order now!

Call 555-TRYP-PROTECT

'Oh my god,I'm topless!!!'

This was not the fan-service that all the marissa fans had hoped for.

Transformers the Movie Bloopers:

Unicron:Behold...Galva...Oh crap....uhm...can we start over,I messed up.Sorry,my bad!

Galvatron:I thought you knew how to use that morphing gizmo thingy of yours you...

Director:Well It's atleast better than

'I'm not fat,I'm big armored plated!'

Spike:So this is the place where Dinbobots REALLY come from!

Spike's first Cybertronian Easter didn't turn out as he planned it.

Spike:Uh,guys they are moving......Guys???

MegaKid:Prime,I shall destroy you with my mighty............YELLOW FLAG!?
And my army of.........HEADLESS DUMMYS WITH CRAPPY CLOTHES!?

Uhm Prime...........Could you come back later,like when i'm in my puberty or so......?

Megatron:I shall call him...............Mini-Me!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mini-me:I should have stayed with mom.....