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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Nemesis Jason

Nemesis Jason has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

DAAAAAAMMMN YOOOOUUU BUSSSSHHH!!!

Ravage biting Bumblebee

DOWN DINO, DOWN DINO, DOWN, DOWN!!!!!

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Unicron: "I'm gonna take a crap... I will call it Wheelie..."

Bombshell holding his head

Bombshell finds out what happens to him in the movie...

Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

So this is where Chip works at now...

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devestator: Any day you wanna finish taking a crap, SCAVENGER!!"

Dinobot grins ...

Mmmm...Botox

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Side Struddle Hops!! Push Ups!! Side Struddle Hops!!

Inferno holds Red Alert

Red Alert: I love you, you big teddy bear, you!!

Sparkplug volunteers!

Ah Ah Ah Ah, Staying live, Staying Alive

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

DAMN YOU SADDAMM!!!!

When Trypticon attacks!

Man: Don't be alarmed my dear, that just my Trypticon toy. I'll show him to you after we un-shrink ourselves.

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: Look at the size of that nipple!!

Bumblebee hides in the shadows

Why the hell did they use a Chimp to play as Bumblebee?

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Daniel: "YAAAARGGHHHH, MOMMY!!!! DADDY"S HOME"

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

New From Hasbro! "Don't Wake Daniel!"

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

Daniel: "There were girls everywhere...they were hugging and kissing me...it was horribul!"

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

They've Been Micheal-Jacksonelized

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