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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by prime idiot

prime idiot has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Decepticons ... dancing?

Megatron : Next time he says "pull my finger" I'll kill you all because I can barely stand up due to the stink!!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Gray shirt guy : so how do you like my new masterpiece Prime?
Yellow shirt Hasbro guy : You're fired, leave before I beat you.

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

or...
TEAM AMERICA **** yeah!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Behold Capitalists!

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

If you don't do as you're told I'll sing a spice girls song.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

God-damn crappy knock-offs!

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

Well doc, yah see the magic's gone. My chopper mode doesn't excite Arcee anymore..

Then maybe you need...CYAGRA!

Devastator is missing an arm!

Autobot forces: Oh yeah you and who's army?
Devastator : Me and this ar...oh for 101010 sake! Scavenger you slack bas1010101!

Perceptor kicks the computer

Oh stop showing off Perceptor it's only a game for Primus sake!!

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

No more is I Slingshot...I is now Blingshot Buyakka buyakka!

Optimus riding on Slingshot

If you don't get off me RIGHT NOW, you'll find out why I'm called Slingshot buster!

Decepticons laying around

Alllways loook on the bright siiide of life!

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