Captions by raijinald

Autobot Autopsy Lesson. By Dr. Percy

Convoy is a metal chick magnet.

These Destrons suffers Ultra Severe Constipation.

This guy wants to be an Eric Cartman wannabee. "The Mad Fat Ass".

This guy wants to be an Eric Cartman wannabee. "

Beast Wars Megatron may passed out too at the next caption.

In the Destron side, It's Megatrons turn to pass out in this caption.

Spike, the CYBERTRON BUTTMASTER, is about to merge into his transtector to form GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.

Spike: Hey! Quit farting on my face BUG ASS!!!

Bumbee:(Farts) I ate hi-octane leaded burritos this morning.

Quake Message: Ape Convoy cratered. Ape Convoy does the lemming thing. Ape Convoy is in the wrong place.

Quake message: Ape Convoy becomes bored with life.

Spike: STUPID DOG!!! U MAKE ME LOOK BAD. BOOGA! BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!BOOGA!

Rattrap: I wish I could do the stroking on to those porn games like you Jerry.

Jerry Mouse:(Moving back en forth)........

Prime accidently stumbles at the couples'newborn son, Daniel.

Carly: MY BABY!!!

Cybertron version of Jurassic Park. Robo dinos are going to dismember their humanoid prey.

Hypnotist Galvatron: And now, I will break the spell with a kiss.

Blaster: RAPE!! RAPE!!!

Commentator: Prime tackles chip in a football game n here's what happened. Referee Spike blows whistle. PRRRRRRT!! That is a good tackle from Prime indeed.

Prime is dreaming talking in his sleep.
Prime: Oh baby! Im gonna come.
Spike: Hey prime wake up.
Prime: DAMN!!!

Prime talking to Spike n Carly.

Prime: I see u 2 hiding in an engine room doing something like this. Uh! Uh! Uh!