Captions by Red 50

Transformers Combiner Wars: The Series - The Transformers' equivalent to Terminator Genysis

For some reason Blitzwing was banned from all football teams even though he always managed to get a touchdown. It could have been his personality, a steroid-issue, racial thing, or just the fact that he always shoved his cannon into other players faces

Holy crap I'm high... Wish I knew what I smoked...

Autobots, transform an- WHO THE F*** PAINTED MY TRAILER PINK?!

Optimus: "You ***hole! You cut the cable in the middle of the Boxing match!"
Nanosec: "Err... Whoops?"
OP: "IT WON'T CUT! I'LL CUT YOU!!!"

Hiring Grimlock to remove illegally parked cars wasn't the best idea as he couldn't tell whisch cars were illegally parked. So he just ate the cars he didn't like.

Facing unemployement, Grimlock was forced to take a part-time job as the replacement for Robosaurus just to live off.

Naturally he was less than pleased...

Side Burn: "I'm tellin' ya: I once caught a fish that big. It was THIS BIG."
T-AI: "You couldn't catch a fish even if your alt-mode was a worm."

Jazz meets a Fuzor of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga

Rather horrific, isn't it? Suddenly space barnacles and cosmic rust don't seem so bad...

Jazz discovers that Sari has been bitten by a zombie...

...and thus she has become a ZOMBIE! (which means we're pretty much screwed, right?)

This happened when Miko tried to teach female autobots the human body... from the outside...

Poor guy couldn't be in the same room with any female humans nor autobots after seeing them all... without ANY armor

Jazz's reaction when he found out that he is gonna be room-mates with Transmutate from BW

May Primus have mercy on his soul...

WHAT THE FU-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!

Imagine if Transformers had Freddie Krueger that would even scare slag out of Galvatron. THIS is 10 times scarier!!!

A face so scary it gave Sky-Bite nightmares and Grimlock is hiding under Bulkheads bed.

"This isn't gonna end well..."
Megatron was right. After beating the Seekers into medi-bay while drunk, he went to look for a huge energon-pickle.

It was difficult to tell what gave Sari away: her terrible motor control,nonsense gybberish, odd disoriented expression or the smell of booze

OP: "Sari, have you been smoking the weed with Rattletrap and Oil Slick again?"

WJ: "Whoa... I was so wasted I couldn't tell my exhaust from my faceplate. And those fembots... I SWEAR I'll never drink again."
R: "Yeah, but look at the bright side: what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas."

R: "So I might have exagurated a bit but how else was I gonna get you to the movie, huh?"
WJ: "I oughta stick one of those boomsticks into your exhaust port..."

WJ: "I tought you said I was gonna have a big role in DOTM, but all I did was give humans some trinkets that barely scratch my potential! And not only that the renamed me into "QUE"! I mean What the F***!"
R: "So I might have exagurated a bit, but how el

WJ: "Ohh, these nightmares that Dinobots keep havin... They just wake up in the night and start screamin for PAPA like little kids!"
R: "WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'? GRIMLOCK STARTED SCREAMIN RIGHT INTO MY AUDIO PROCESSOR!"

WJ: "When I find the louzy two-faced son of a Quintesson who told the Dinobots to be like their DADDY..."
R: (smiling nervously)"Yeah, I wonder who it could have been..."

WJ: "So, you and Minerva..."
R: "Uh, well... Sorry, Wheeljack. A-are we still friends? Huh, pal?"
WJ: "You better check your bunk before you go to sleep, PAL..."

Optimus: "I told you once I told you a thousand times: LEAVE ELITA ALONE! She's MY GIRL!"
Megatron: "Isn't dating her the right of all sentient beings, Prime?"
Optimus: "Why you...!"

Optimus: "One shall stand and YOU will go swimming!"
Megatron: "Oh SLAA-"(splash)

I said: NO MUSTARD ON MY HOT DOG!!!

Blitzwing: "Did you see those high-heeled legs of that bartendress-bot in Maccadam's? If there is a Primus, then it could have been only his doing..."
Motormaster:"First off, you're drunk, Blitz. Second, that wasn't bartendress, that was Drag Strip. And

Don't tell anyone, but Ratchet marked in Facebook that he is "in relationship" with Arcee. And Shockwave "like'd" it.