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Ratchet: I'll rip out your optics!...Dammit, I thought I got Megatron completely out of my system by now!

Apr 5, 2003

hot shot : wer JAm COPTOR!!!!! SMOKESCREEN : PRIME? PRIME : its not my falt smoke - wait isnt this a still shot?
ALL: OH CRAP WE f&micro;&copy;kED UP AGAIN

Dec 23, 2002

Rumble: Soundwave will never find me. I didn't mean to take a dump inside him, he wouldn't let me out!

Dec 4, 2002

Megs: Behold the ultimate weapon! The crap shooter!

Nov 28, 2002

This pic really needs no caption :p

Nov 18, 2002

Megatron: You can't even beat me at bumper cars Starscream! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Nov 6, 2002

It takes two to tango!

Oct 20, 2002

Skyfire: Ahhhh! Thanks Ratchet! They were itching like a mofo!

Oct 16, 2002

Cyclonus: Screamer, how exactly did this thing get shoved up your tailpipe?

Sep 3, 2002

This is for the gay jokes you human jerks posted about us!

Mar 8, 2002

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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