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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Scourge

Scourge has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

Ratchet: I'll rip out your optics!...Dammit, I thought I got Megatron completely out of my system by now!

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

hot shot : wer JAm COPTOR!!!!! SMOKESCREEN : PRIME? PRIME : its not my falt smoke - wait isnt this a still shot?
ALL: OH CRAP WE fµ©kED UP AGAIN

Rumble as a tree

Rumble: Soundwave will never find me. I didn't mean to take a dump inside him, he wouldn't let me out!

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Megs: Behold the ultimate weapon! The crap shooter!

Tracks with a mask on

This pic really needs no caption :p

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

Megatron: You can't even beat me at bumper cars Starscream! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

It takes two to tango!

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Skyfire: Ahhhh! Thanks Ratchet! They were itching like a mofo!

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

Cyclonus: Screamer, how exactly did this thing get shoved up your tailpipe?

Ratchet w/ gun

This is for the gay jokes you human jerks posted about us!

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