Captions by Shadowcon

Cyclonus: No, no! This is how you do the Heimlich Maneuver. Starscream: Hey! It's bad enough I have your fists in my gut but could you please keep your probe outta my ass.

Don't move or I'll have a Hershey's Squirt Sundae running through my gears.

Jazz: Where's the money, where's the money?? Starscream: I told you, you don't get the money until I see a ring on my finger! (sobbing) I want us to be together.

Galvatron: I'm ready to take over the Republican party. (I KNEW IT!) A fine "mahoek" to you all. *Simpsons Matt Groening

Scourge: I like...to watch.(drooling)

Now Osama I told you I'm not that way! Stay out of my ass crack or you'll feel something worse than a camel...

Now Osama I told you I'm not that way stay out of my ass crack or you'll feel something worse than a camel.

Megatron: Now Opti you really must stop by more often, and I'll make more of those yummy energon muffins you love so much and I'll wear whatever dress you like!
Prime: Make sure you wear the girdle and high heels too, it's kind

Optimus: Now you've had all you're tune-ups right? Oh the hell with it!! I don't wanna wear insulation on my wires!

Starscream: The water's too cold Meggytron.

Megatron: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENERGON HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING STARSCREAM??!!

Rhinox: Now to revive the victim, first form a tight seal around his mouth.
Cheetor: NOOOO! Cheesebreath!

Run for the love of crap! Fred's trying to show us his Playgirl audition pics!!!

Look everyone, I can switch orifices!!

Smokescreen:You're still not getting my beer Hotshot!
Hotshot: but I NEED it!