Captions by Soundblaster

:: Soundblaster is watching from above :: Look at that idiot...Should have left him as Blaster...at least then he wouldn't have a faulty cassette door...Laserbeak, Buzzsaw,Ravage, Frenzy...er no Rumble...er you two morons go see if those 4 want

Soundwave: When will I be reisussed?

Galvatron: Soon Soundwave, soon.

You know, while your down there, I could use a lube job.

This looks just like the "near mint condition" Optimus I bought on ebay.

Shockwave(as Slim Pikins from Dr. Strangelove) "Yaaaahooo! Yaaahooooie!"

Tracks (singing, sounds like Eric Idle): "...and Always look on the bright side of life..."(whistles)

"Alright everybody freeze or the nigger gets it!"
(not meant to be rasist, think Blazing Saddles)

Cliffjumper(very weakly):"I am now... and always will be...your..friend. Live long...and..prosper...

Mirage: KAAAAHHHNNNNN!!!

Hot Rod(distressed): I think it moved. OH GOD, I think it moved!
Blaster:Yadda Yadda Yadda...

This is what Galvatron does whenever he sees how his toy looks in Robot mode. (stupid sandcatle)

"Seriously dude, you could totally use Depth Charges ID to buy us beer!"