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Sideswipe finally puts to the test Megatron's boast of having b*lls of steel.
P.S. Please delete if it's considered vulgar ....

One reason why Mechaforms should not play twister

Sideswipe: Where the hell's the slot to insert the penny?

Galvertron decided to stay with Windows 98 instead of upgrading to Windows XP.
The results were....regretable...

Superion: I wonder if I squeeze hard enough, would his head pop open?

Superion: Man, these suppositories are getting bigger everyday...

Kids, never hold in your farts. They have a funny way of backing up and exploding when you least expect it.

Like all headmasters, the Optimus and Starscream models come with interchangable heads and floating Wheeljack busts. Yours at a low low price of $49.49!

FA; Woah!! ARe those cannons on yer legs, or are ya just happy to see me??

Blades: *Grins*

Frankenstein: WOah dude. I think your Right Guard just went left.

Trans Organic: I want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride mu biiiiiiiiiiike....

Heard that powerlinx was getting worse. But this one takes the cake.

Quint: Get anti-bug spray they told me. But did I listen?? Noooooooo......

It's not unusual to be loved by one.....

I shall now procede to gnaw this ship down to it's very elec.......OOohh!! Look!! Birdie!!

Geee....I wonder what Santa got me this year? I shook it already but the only noise it makes sounds like screaming Quintessons.

Where the heck do I insert the quarters into this thing?

Quintessons: Damn. These bugs on the windscreen get bigger every day.

While doing his 'manly stuff' under the covers, Daniel accidentally pulls 'Little Daniel' off.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!!!

Daniel's reaction to the Quintessons' anal probe was expected.

Arcee: Do you have a major thigh cramp, or are you happy to see me big boy?

Daniel: Dammit Arcee!! I ain't Hot Rod or Springer!!

Dniel finally realised what they meant when they said Arcee was a 'Headmaster'.

Jamal: I heard that the Autobots were down-sizing, but this is ridiculous.

S: Wait til you see Superion.

Cybertronian Idol try-outs.

SD: Jamal, that was absolutely pathetic.

Jamal: I've had no prior training. I've done my best and I have no regrets

SS: Too bad. We slag those who can't make it.

Prime: Man, these rides at Six Flags rock!

And for our next lesson: The wrong way to increase your frequent flyer mileage.

Prime: 'Take the Greyhound', Magnus said, but did I listen? Noooooo.....

Slingshot: Shaddup!