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This year grandma thought ahead. No reindeer will be hitting her this time.

Rumble: I'm a big boy now

After watching Harold and Kumar go to white castle, primal had an idea. But Cheetor was away and that left him with only 1 solution...

Hang on, I'll see if i have tree-fiddy. Then maybe he'll let go.

ARCEE: WOW ITS SO HUGE!
U.M.: You're talking about my missile right?
ARCEE: Uh yeah...your missile

Slingshot: Uh Prime, is this even kosher?
Prime: Uh..yeah..it is *shifs eyes*
Slingshot: ALright but if anyone else finds out that i gave you a ride to Arcee's then i'm screwed

anyone have any paper towels? I need to get rid of all this whipped cream

Megatron: i wonder if this will give me a breastforce? Soundwave: good thing I die before that happens..wait i'm rebuilt soon after aren't I......damn

Jazz: bout time there was a transformers movie. I wonder whos gonna be in it
Optimus Prime: I think they make me die in this one...who's stan bush? and why is that annoying song still playing?

Galvatron: woah...I know kung-fu

haha, Bush missed our new weapon of mass destruction.... what was that? we're still filming? uh-oh

Daniel: NOOOOOOOOO IIIIII WAANNNTTT AAARRRRRCCCCCEEEEE. Robot: dammit shut up or I'll make sure Arcee never comes back t pick you up from day-care

Windch:Time for the full-Windcharger. Brawn: by Primus, he gets more weirder everytime the camera gets on him

Minerva: God i wish Arcee, Chromia and Firestar didn't get drunk that night. Wheeljack: I ain't complaining *grins* Minvera: Pervert

Minerva: But daddy I loved him. Wheeljack: He was 2000 astro yeas older thatn you, he's old enough to be your creator

Arcee: For Primus' asake Blurr puts some pants on. Wheelie: Blurr is bad. *blurr is off in the bg drunk*

Moletov its a boy