Captions by starscream_the_eternal

I wonder if Bush had had this picture could he have stopped the attacks. I mean if cartoonists from 1987 knew of a terrorist threat over there then what the hell are we paying the CIA and the FBI for!

Picture of the first and only decepticon workout session. Sessions did not continue due to the fact that after the session Starscream shot and killed their arobics instructor. Little did he know that the next day he would be awarded the Congressional Meda

Rodimus: So what your telling me is that Micheal Jackson came out of your closet, force fed you viagra, then moonwalked back into the closet and vanished. Daniel I've told you before, the Micheal Jackson doesn't exist he was made up by parents t

"Optimus I need to grab another pair of pants, I think I just sharted a little."

FF:Dude, I don't think they're coming for us.
Skydive:Shh, I think I hear them.
AR:No you don't, you've been saying that for the past two f***ing hours
FF:Lets go eat some brownies Airaid.
SD:Well you'll be sorry when I'm

Inferno: "Isn't California the greatest sweetie, I mean there is no fear of being judged."
Red Alert: "I know! Now be a doll and watch my head when we go across the threshold, I don't what to bump it on the door frame. I only bum

Sadly, Shockwave was the target of bulling high school. He spent many a day shoved in his gym locker.

SS: I told you I'm not marrying you unless you sign the prenup, who do you take me for Megatron. Ha Ha Ha. Groomsmen remove her from my sight.

Optimus: "OH, don't worry alot of people are confused about their sexuality."
Quint: "Thanks, Optimus, that helps."
( Later on at the bar with Flywheels)
Optimus: "You know I don't mind talking to ,and helping Quint.

Vortex practices for the part of the Y in the village peoples YMCA broadway play.

Kickback: "What's wrong Bombshell".
Bombshell: "I've got heartburn again."
Kickback: "Regular episodes of heartburn could be a symptom of a bigger health problem called
chronic acid reflux."
Bombshell: "Rea

Optimus: "You were all mistakes. You hear me, mistakes. The best parts of you guys were left in that broken muffler of mine."
Prowl: "OH S***! Optimus is drunk again. We better hide if we don't what to get beat again like last time.

RC: "Hey Hotrod you wanna see how high he'll bounce?"
Hotrod: "Yeah!"
(Drops Daniel)
Hotrod: " OOOOOHHHHHH HO HO HO, SWEET!"

"Hurry up with that Preperation H40 these cyberroids are killing me"!

On the set of "Debbie does Cybertron"
Director: "Cut! Stunt D***!"
Brawn: Looks like your up Windcharger.
Windcharger: "Yeah. I'm glad I polished my exaust pipe this morning, I would want to end too soon if you know what I

"I don't know it just happened. I swear she meant nothing to me."

"I swear, it wasn't me, it was the one armed man."

After weeks of constipation Devistator finally went in for a manual impaction removal.

Skywarp: "Crap! Do you think we slipped him too much GHB?"
Thundercracker: "I don't know? Lets put him in Megatrons bed and get the hell out of here."

Having learned all they could about the human digestive system, the aliens moved on to probing other species.

"OK wich one of you guys were holding our tickets to "BROKE BACK MOUNTIAN"". "The theaters about to open their doors and I want to get a good seat."