Captions by Taiya001

Galvatron: I would like to toast all those people who made me who i am today.
Unicron: WHAT PEOPLE IT WAS JUST ME.
Galvatron: No i am talking to the fans.
Unicron: what on cybertron is a fan?
Galvatron: See those people watching the tv? that is a fan

Megatron after hitting his head 10000 times over the last few thousand battles lost his mind.
Megatron: I'M INSANE AND I GOT NOT BRAIN, I AM INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
Starscream: okay.....guys who votes me new leader

all decepticons raise hands

Megatron: DAMNIT Starscream wont let me forget about this dumb bet, SURE TRY TO LEAP 300 FT AND CATCH THE RADAR, YEAH LIKE THAT WORKED
Skywarp and sideswipe LOL LOL LOL

Unicron: I cant beleive humans read this s&&t. COME ON THERE IS NO WAY THOSE ARE REAL. I think i will just kill the men, at least the females are SMART.

Its the monster mash
its a mash
a monster mash
vamp: What.....frank i think we have the wrong audition
frank: ja i think ve do..sorry kid
vamp: I'M CALLING MY AGENT IN THE MORNING
frank: I thought you couldnt go into ve light
Vamp: ITS JUST A

Prime in response to craftsmanship
PRIME" WTF DID THEY DO TO ME???? I AM MUCH SHINIER..

C3PO: R2, I think we have been saved by the Emperialists.
R2: WOOT DOOT DET
C3PO: no i dont think he is hostile. BUT I HAVE BEEN WRONG BEFORE.

Bee: OKAY trying to pole vault over this tree limb was a BAD IDEA. NOW CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE!?
:tree branch snaps and Bee lands on Ironhide:
Ironhide: GET YOUR LOUSY TITANIUM BUTT OFF OF ME!!

Prime: I LUV YOU.
Megatron: I LUV YOU TOO
Starscream: MEGATRON HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW RAY GUN. I WANT TO SEE THE EXTENT OF BRAIN DAMAGE HUMANS TAKE WHILE IN LOVE. HOLLY S--T PRIME HUGGING MEGATRON. I KNEW MEGATRON WASNT FIT TO LEAD. Now i just need to sho

Skywarp: WITH THIS TERRORIST I CAN GAIN THE AMERICANS TRUST AND GAIN CONTROL OF A POWER PLANT. WE WILL SECURE A NEVER ENDING FLOW OF ENERGON.
Afghanistan: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU IDIOT!!
Skywarp: I dont think the Americans will think the same.
Af

Star: I know Megatron said we cannot participate in the earthlins Halloween but I cant resist. MY COSTUME WILL BEAT MEGATRONS!

Prime: THIS WAY TO ACELSIOR!!
Guy in yellow: No Prime i think its this way.
Other dude in pic: I am going to go with the giant robot.
Prime: ach hem...i prefer AUTOBOT!

Spike: Dude where are we?
Hound: I'm not sure, lets ask that furry thing over there.
Spike: HOUND YOU IDIOT THATS A BEAR! AHHHHHH!

soldier on right: WTF IS THAT?
soldier in middle: I DUNNO BUT I THINK ITS OSAMAS BROTHER!
soldier on left: WHO CARES RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND!