Captions by DarkEnergon

"No, Mark, he really is a genius. In 20 years, the rest of the world will expect nonsense narratives that contradict themselves at every turn - that, my boy - is storytelling."

"Before I turned to smoking Cheetos, I sure did love a good crackpipe! So much so that now Cogman here keeps a police dog on the premises just to sniff out those darn narcotics. Oh I how I love the crack, Cade!"

"You see Cade, life is like a bag of dogshit, you just need a robot to clean it up."

I think the reason C3PO beat you senseless, Cade, is because you tried to untransform his dog.

My face! This is really my face!

Sari: Well, he's dead, and clearly gone forever with no chance of coming back.

No, seriously, this really is what all fire chiefs on Earth drive!

"Mini-Autobot obtained. Operation Chicken Fightation underway."

Optimus: "nnSari... mI mthink myou should ad leasd mwait muntil myou ged your deenage mform for vis!"

And that is how I took Blitwing's body.

Backbreaker or piledriver? Who wants it??

AAGGGG! Movie Arcee burn Grimlock's eyes!!!

Ratchet: "Well, umm, Wheeljack... your 'Movieversinator' sounds powerful, but I'm worried it could potentiall turn us all into ugly robotic monsters, and you into some kind of British Mercedes with hair.

'Eliiita One, Eliiita One.' That's all you ever talk about! Dude, you turned her into an evil techno-organic spider, sent her into a new continuity, and let marketing hose her cool evil name. Get over it.