Captions by Freddery

Omega Supreme: Bumblebee, that was MY present, you even bought it for me.
Bumblebee: actually, I bought it for you for myself, knowing you don't want another one of me running around.
Omega Supreme:...jerk
Omega Supreme thinking: I'm crapping

Guy On Left: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Scorponok: THAT FLESH BAGS SUNGLASSES!
Guy on Left:... why?
Scorponok: THEY LOOK COOL!

Mikaela: That's MY 24 carrot gold ring Sam..
Sam : No it's mine
Mikaela: but you don't wear rings
Sam: sure I do, I'm a fancy boy...
Mikaela: I never noticed
Sam: you were to busy looking at my crotch
Mikaela:...
Sam: see you&#0

Bumblebee: First they destroy my appearance , then they take away my dignity by selling me to that stupid kid and NOW they are storing me in a dingy corner!

(The doorman just so happens to be Scottish ... and pissed) "Come on I'll foight ya's, I used to be a boxer when I was a lad!"

Prime thinking: I'm getting mighty sick of being screwed up by animation workshops but this just crosses the line.

Megatron: What the hell is wrong with Starscream?
Thundercracker: Nothing, he's just delirious.
Megatron: From what?
Skywarp: Put it this way.. you need to start blocking some of the human websites.

Bumblebee: I knew this "electrum" Prime put on me smelt too sweet.

What the family is thinking..
Dad: I wonder how much in insurance I would get if my son "fell" to his death..
Mom: I wonder how much in insurance I would get if my son "fell" to his death..
Kid: I wonder why my parents made me come

Spike: I'm going to go chuck a whiz in the bushes over there, I'll come back.
Hound: Mind If I watch?
(awquard silence)
Spike: ...yeah..I do mind..um, could you like, not be my ride anymore?
Hound: That can be arranged (reloads)