Captions by Mosaic

Sgt: Slag it all! I knew I should've been been a veterinarian like my mom wanted me to be! But no, I had to play soldier!
Friend: Run now! Regrets later!

What Ravage dreams about after a bad day.

Skywarp: Uhh... Bombshell? You've got something on your head.
B: Where?!
S: No... no. A little further back.

Oh slag! I left the coffe pot on! Megatron's gonna kill me!

Oh yeah, that's real convincing. Makes me not want to go in there.

Why?!
Because the last time Starscream infiltrated that room, he shattered every window for 12 square miles, and single-handedly managed to destroy every computer screen on the entire planet.

C: Hey, let's hide in this crowd of teeny tiny humans. The Autobots will never find us there.
Q: Brilliant!

Sorry pal, but you just can't shave.

Passenger: Hurry up! I heard they're re-doing one of the scenes, and having Wheelie get eaten by those Sharkticons!

C: Umm, Galvatron? Tell me again why we must dance Swan Lake?
G: Because then the Autobots will believe that we are hopelessly idiotic fools with an IQ no higher than a grapefruit.
S: But don't they already think that?
G: Just shut up and catch me

G: And one and two and three and four... Come on now, work those thighs...
C: I'm scared.
S: I concur. Is it too late to defect to the Autobots?

UM: *:pulls foot back in, whistling innocently:*