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Skyfire: GOTCHA!

Skyfire: Next time I hope you and Sunstreaker use more common sense. You know Diesel makes you see pink Big Convoys! So why do you drink so much of it??? I think it's time for some intervention and counseling...

Sideswipe: Shut up Skyfire and

Skyfire to Prime: Yeah, he fainted when he learned he has to wait till at least summer 2009 to see Transformers 2!

Skyfire: So once I carry you over the threshold, let the honeymoon begin!

Skyfire: Who's my big Autobot? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Sideswipe: CUT IT OUT, SKYFIRE! You know I hate it when you do that in front of the Fembots!

Ratchet: Ok, Teletran-1, turn your cerebral vortex and cough.

Teletran-1: *cough*

Ratchet: You were right, Wheeljack. A cyberhernia. I should have installed that anti-virus software when Prime told me to...

"And then, Mike, I would have Sam say, 'It's a robot that's probably Japanese...or something like that.' And then I would have Sam hold her hand or have Mikaela take hold of his hand...and then...Oh! Hey guys! This time warp ge

Spike: Dad, you were right! Arcee IS sneaking over to see Thundercracker! No wonder she's been referring to him as 'Boom Boom' lately!

Spike: "What dad? WHAT??? I can't hear you. W H A T???"

Spike: "And in this movie, there's a cute girl who keeps talking about band camp and a guy who 'does it' to a pie and another guy who 'does it' with someone's mother and then there's this cute girl who loves band c

You were right dad! The score for the movie in 2007 sounds MUCH better than the soundtrack. I can't wait to go see this with Carly! But I'll have to tell Daniel NO on the soundtrack. Limp Bizkit? What is that? Bread with erectile dysfuncti

Guy in yellow shirt: ah grasshoppa! You look for real optimus prime! You go that way. Statue say wrong way. You go way I tell you! Grasshoppa follow masta's instruction, grasshoppa become wise like masta!

Dancitron, schmancitron.

Bumblebee: Peekaboo! I see you!

Shia: If you think this chick is hot, wait till you see who they cast to play Carly in TF III!

Spike: Hey! You! Stop looking at my girlfriend's cleavage!

Upset by the the Eagle's loss to the Saints, Scorponok decides to take his frustration out on Cowboy's fans.

Kup: I don't know who invited the Deceptihumbugs again this year, but...

Grimlock: Me Grimlock love Kup's Christmas stories!

Kup: You're living one now!

Darkwing and Dreadwind: Have a gory Christmas and a horrible new year!

REALLY? ON HUMAN TELEVISION??? They actually have commercials about feminine products??? What's with this world, Magnus?

Hello! I'm Optimus Prime. What you are witnessing is what can happen to you if you don't get regular MELANOMA EXAMS! Now, we transformers don't have organic skin, and cannot get melanoma. BUT YOU DO! AND YOU - CAN!