The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Dash Trigger
Keep drinking, Soundwave! With you and your tapes guzzling down Kupweiser by the 12-pack, I'll finally have enough gold cans to trade for a new fusion cannon!
Keep digging, Soundwave! We're almost deep enough to slip into Fort Knox!
Hot Shot: Whoops, missed a spot!
Chucky's Revenge? Hasn't that crazy puppet been in enough horror flicks?
With Saddam Hussein found and caught, the Autobots have freed up more search forces to hunt down the remaining members of Al-Queda, whose new members are said to include former Cobra members, several Powerlinx repaints, and Gundam Wing's resident
Corona Sparkplug? How'd you get into G1?
:sniff sniff: Smells like Bumblebee... Damn reused props...
What suprised the Decepticons most was that the Minicons had the cartoony googly eyes instead of the humans.
Soundwave: Dibs on the squishie's hat!
Tidal Wave: Makeshift great dance instructor! Not like other Minicons with legs straight as twigs!
Thrust's plans to go to Sideways's Christmas/Hanukkah party as an Arab went horribly wrong after Megatron made the fatal mistake of adding the Decepticons' moonbase to the National "Do Not Call" List.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Galvy never could tell the difference between the wine cellar and the urine sample depository.
Spike wonders how he and Bumblebee would be able to change the battery in Prime's trailer without a forklift or help from the larger Autobots.
Sharkticon: Hey! Where's the cream filling?
Starscream soon learned that this was no ordinary Energon-it had been tainted with the legendary "Purple Stuff".
Comedy Central's backup hero for "The Hebrew Hammer" was fired due to lack of large enough stunt doubles.
Megatron soon learned his fatal mistake after trying to change cartridges on Soundwave's stolen N-Gage.
Hissatsu! Bakunetsu! CONVOY FINGAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Domon Kasshu's New Groove - Coming soon to the Metroplex 8.
Metroplex: I'm not a movie theater dangit!
Makeshift: Umm, Galvatron, that had better be your foot.
Tidal Wave: I HATE this new combiner form!
Galvatron: Remind me never to hire Richard Simmons to design our alt forms again.
Rumble: Hang on, am I supposed to be red or blue? These tinted windows screw with my color vision...
