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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by dedcat

dedcat has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Dirge plugs in Bumblebee

Cybertronian toilets seem unnecessarily complicated to me.

Seaspray and Bumblebee converse

Each autobot is gifted with a unique ability. Mirage can become invisible. Trailbreaker has forcefields. Bumblebee can make that farting armpit noise without using his other hand.

Dr Arkeville becomes a cyborg

Toiletron was definitely one of the least popular Transformers.

Brawn and Huffer talking

Re-enacting the famous mirror gag made famous by Harpotron of the Marx Bots.

Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

Sari takes the Cool Whip/Coo-Whip debate VERY seriously.

Predacons dressed as Car Brothers

And the first pics from Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles" hit the net...

Soundwave plays his keytar

Soundwave's live act came under heavy scrutiny when it was discovered that he had been lip-syncing under his face plate.

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

Magnus displays how to properly stop, before entering into hammer time.

Jazz is scared!

His original name was Spazz.

Wheeljack and Ratchet share a moment

Ratchet attempts to teach Wheeljack a time honored human tradition known as the 'Macarena.'

Grimlock's eyes on fire

Dinobots take lasik surgery VERY seriously.

Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head

EXTREME PROCTOLOGY!

Decepticons sitting and talking

"I call this meeting of the Square Heads club to order."

Decepticons sitting and talking

The Decepticon version of "Waiting for Godot" is terrible.

Kelly freaks out

Yup... I made that same face when I saw the BotCon Gigatron too.

Wreck-Gar holds Sari upside down

Sari Sumdac would forever regret the day she taught Wreck-Gar the word 'suppository.'

Alligatorcon and the Autobots

Despite his reputation for strategic prowess, Hound's 'Pressed Ham' maneuver ultimately proved ineffective against the rampaging mechanical reptile.

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Displeased with Cyclonus’s rendition of “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”, Galvatron decides to take action.

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