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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Heavy B

Heavy B has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

LOOK OUT, its the japanese, they want to make another cartoon. I'll slow them down, you three, get to canada and bring back mainframe entertainment.

Kelly freaks out

Kelly realizes she's stuck in a japaneese cartoon...

Wreck-Gar holds Sari upside down

Hey baby. I'm like, pretty tall. Huh huh huh.

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

epps: sh*t

Dinobot grins ...

hope no one realizes i farted

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

i poop my pants

The "real" Optimus Prime

if i stand perfectly still, no one will notice me.....

RID Optimus beating his chest

wait a minute...im not a monkey any more, am i?

When Trypticon attacks!

you can't see me

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

what the hell happened last night

Galvatron and his new weight plan

every body leave. i have to poop

NOW

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

SKYWARP: dude lets stick his hand in warm water
THUNDER CRACKER: that'll rule huh huh
BOTH: huh huh huh huh

Reflector makes a pyramid

HEY SPYGLASS, YOUR HURTING MY SHOULDER

He's not spyglass, im spyglass

oh you all look alike

Perceptor kicks the computer

damn windows. DAMN YOU BILL GATES

Megatron points at his head

this is where brain go

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

d*mn it blaster. im old and this is no time for charades,I HAVE TO PEE

Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

SS:hey...skydive, can you lend me a hand
SD: dude, thats not funny.

WWE meets the Decepticons!

i, vincent kenedy mcmahon here by anounce that i am a transformer..........................................................................................................ok fine rspond however you wish but i will destroy the aliance, the transformers and

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