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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Massdestruction

Massdestruction has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

NEWS: Hasbro's attempt at a "World's Tallest Transformers" line was met with lackluster sales. Officially, Hasbro blames the retailers for not giving the figure good shelf position. The retailers say the problem was the $50,000 price p

Bumblebee hides in the shadows

Bumblebee: "What the *@!* are you looking at?"

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Daniel removes the thorn that had been in Galvatron's foot for so many years.

Galvatron: "Thank You. I am not really the evil person that everyone thinks I am. I have just been extremely grumpy due to the thorn. But now that it's out, I

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Why are the product shots on the back of the boxes always mis-transformed?

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Optimus: "OK kids. Now here's my impression of a gorilla."

Carlos: "To be honest Optimus, your alot better at being a truck than being a monkey."

:::Optimus picks up Carlos and throws him into the flames, then turnes back to

Unicron sitting on a toilet

OH NO! No toilet paper! I can't believe I didn't check the roll before I started.

This is going to be messy!!!

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

TRACKS: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!

PRIME: Right! Keep me covered.

TRACKS: Too late!

PRIME: What?

TRACKS: There he is!

PRIME: Where?

TRACKS: There!

PRIME: What, behind the petro-rabbit?

TRACKS: It is the petro-rabbit!

PRIME:

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

Tracks: "Please Prime, let me be in the movie."

Prime: "I told you before, as long as George W is in the whitehouse, we can't have characters like you in a kid's movie."

Tracks: "That's discriminating! I'

Dragstrip waterskis

behold! the inspiration for Energon Snowcat!

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Optimus: "Say It, Say It!"

Starscream: "OK, OK! TRUKK not MUNKY! TRUKK not MUNKY!"

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

With the success of the TV cartoons, toys, video games, comics and movies; it was determined that Transformers should expand into other areas of entertainment.

Behold:

TRANSFORMERS: The Broadway Musical
or TF:TBM for short

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Hastak brainstorms a new Transformers line:

"How about Pretenders?"

"Brilliant!... wait, no... Hasn't it been done"

"But how about this, Pretenders with a twist; robots on the outside, humans on the inside"

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

It was leaked prototype photos like these that sank the never released World's Largest Transformers (WLT) toy line.

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

In the latest X-Men/Transformers crossover: Mojo turns Optimus and Megatron into the TF-BABIES.

Devastator is missing an arm!

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devastator: "When I said I'd give my right arm for the Predaking Reissue, I wasn't kidding."

Devastator is missing an arm!

The new Diamond Select Devastator Bust is now on sale... 25% OFF.

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devastator: "My Scavenger was missing his fist so I contacted Hasbro. They apologized and arranged for an exchange for me. They said they would send a new replacement.

Then they said there was a production delay and this replacement was not availa

Devastator is missing an arm!

The Constructicons have the misfortune of app earing in a Home Improvement crossover.

Al Borlen reportedly had warned Devastator not to work with Tim "The Tool Man" Tayler.

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devastator: "Dude, when Grimlock tells you to keep your hands off his sword, he means it."

Devastator is missing an arm!

Lets all give Devastator a big hand!

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot: "Hey Grimlock, Ravage and Shockwave! Now I am ready for my Binaltech/Alternators debut too!"

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot: "This is the best super hero costume ever. Look out Decepticons, here comes 'Fight! Super Robot Man'!!!"

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Say hello to Lucky Draw Shining Gold Sling Shot. Only 500 available.

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

So what does everyone think of my first ever kitbash???? Next I'm gonna glue wing onto Optimus Prime.

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor: "It's just a jump to the left"

Wheeljack: "And then a step to the right"

Perceptor: "Put your hands on your hips"

Wheeljack: "Then bring your knees in tight"

Perceptor: "But it'

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor (Scraping the bottom of his foot): "Darn It Wheeljack, I thought you said the Dinobots were housebroken."

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor: "Fame, I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly..."

Wheeljack (in an English accent): "That was just dreadful. With a performance like that you will never make it onto AUTOBOT IDOL."

Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor: I never wanted to be a warrior... I wanted to be the LORD OF THE DANCE!

Welcome to Carbombya!

After the 3rd mason dropped dead from exhaustion while chiseling the city marker, the Carbombya City council realized that carving the population in stone was very shortsighted.

Welcome to Carbombya!

In a far away city, where vehicle disquises would be out of place, the BEAST modes are born. Of course all the beast modes have to be camels, so everyone had to change there names to be camel related. ie. Humpamus Prime.

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

Transmetal2 LONGNECK: "Transform, flight mode"

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee: So this is the MATRIX. All of us robots are just living in a virtual reality created by the humans. And you can control us with this joystick?

Spike: It was your choice to learn the truth, Bumblebee. You chose the red pill. I could not tell

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

This was nothing compaired to the episode where Wheelie is revealed to be Fortress Maximus in disquise.

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