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NEWS: Hasbro's attempt at a "World's Tallest Transformers" line was met with lackluster sales. Officially, Hasbro blames the retailers for not giving the figure good shelf position. The retailers say the problem was the $50,000 price p

Bumblebee: "What the *@!* are you looking at?"

Daniel removes the thorn that had been in Galvatron's foot for so many years.

Galvatron: "Thank You. I am not really the evil person that everyone thinks I am. I have just been extremely grumpy due to the thorn. But now that it's out, I

Why are the product shots on the back of the boxes always mis-transformed?

Optimus: "OK kids. Now here's my impression of a gorilla."

Carlos: "To be honest Optimus, your alot better at being a truck than being a monkey."

:::Optimus picks up Carlos and throws him into the flames, then turnes back to

OH NO! No toilet paper! I can't believe I didn't check the roll before I started.

This is going to be messy!!!

TRACKS: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!

PRIME: Right! Keep me covered.

TRACKS: Too late!

PRIME: What?

TRACKS: There he is!

PRIME: Where?

TRACKS: There!

PRIME: What, behind the petro-rabbit?

TRACKS: It is the petro-rabbit!

PRIME:

Tracks: "Please Prime, let me be in the movie."

Prime: "I told you before, as long as George W is in the whitehouse, we can't have characters like you in a kid's movie."

Tracks: "That's discriminating! I'

behold! the inspiration for Energon Snowcat!

Optimus: "Say It, Say It!"

Starscream: "OK, OK! TRUKK not MUNKY! TRUKK not MUNKY!"

With the success of the TV cartoons, toys, video games, comics and movies; it was determined that Transformers should expand into other areas of entertainment.

Behold:

TRANSFORMERS: The Broadway Musical
or TF:TBM for short

Hastak brainstorms a new Transformers line:

"How about Pretenders?"

"Brilliant!... wait, no... Hasn't it been done"

"But how about this, Pretenders with a twist; robots on the outside, humans on the inside"

It was leaked prototype photos like these that sank the never released World's Largest Transformers (WLT) toy line.

In the latest X-Men/Transformers crossover: Mojo turns Optimus and Megatron into the TF-BABIES.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Devastator: "When I said I'd give my right arm for the Predaking Reissue, I wasn't kidding."

The new Diamond Select Devastator Bust is now on sale... 25% OFF.

Devastator: "My Scavenger was missing his fist so I contacted Hasbro. They apologized and arranged for an exchange for me. They said they would send a new replacement.

Then they said there was a production delay and this replacement was not availa

The Constructicons have the misfortune of app earing in a Home Improvement crossover.

Al Borlen reportedly had warned Devastator not to work with Tim "The Tool Man" Tayler.

Devastator: "Dude, when Grimlock tells you to keep your hands off his sword, he means it."

Lets all give Devastator a big hand!

Slingshot: "Hey Grimlock, Ravage and Shockwave! Now I am ready for my Binaltech/Alternators debut too!"

Slingshot: "This is the best super hero costume ever. Look out Decepticons, here comes 'Fight! Super Robot Man'!!!"

Say hello to Lucky Draw Shining Gold Sling Shot. Only 500 available.

So what does everyone think of my first ever kitbash???? Next I'm gonna glue wing onto Optimus Prime.

Perceptor: "It's just a jump to the left"

Wheeljack: "And then a step to the right"

Perceptor: "Put your hands on your hips"

Wheeljack: "Then bring your knees in tight"

Perceptor: "But it'

Perceptor (Scraping the bottom of his foot): "Darn It Wheeljack, I thought you said the Dinobots were housebroken."

Perceptor: "Fame, I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly..."

Wheeljack (in an English accent): "That was just dreadful. With a performance like that you will never make it onto AUTOBOT IDOL."

Perceptor: I never wanted to be a warrior... I wanted to be the LORD OF THE DANCE!

After the 3rd mason dropped dead from exhaustion while chiseling the city marker, the Carbombya City council realized that carving the population in stone was very shortsighted.

In a far away city, where vehicle disquises would be out of place, the BEAST modes are born. Of course all the beast modes have to be camels, so everyone had to change there names to be camel related. ie. Humpamus Prime.

Transmetal2 LONGNECK: "Transform, flight mode"

Bumblebee: So this is the MATRIX. All of us robots are just living in a virtual reality created by the humans. And you can control us with this joystick?

Spike: It was your choice to learn the truth, Bumblebee. You chose the red pill. I could not tell

This was nothing compaired to the episode where Wheelie is revealed to be Fortress Maximus in disquise.