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Starscream gasps and wakes up.

Megatron, I just had the craziest dream.

Megatron: Was I in it?

Starscream: You and me were on this asteroid that exploded, and we were falling through space on this chunk of rock, and then this dragon flew by and

Prime: Now to put the finishing touches on Bumblebee's ear ... perfect! OK guys, I'm off to take these waxworks to Madame Tussaud's.

Ironhide: I don't know how you do it, Optimus. They're just so lifelike.

Prime: And with th

Megatron: No! I don’t want to go on the hay ride! I want to see the arts and crafts booth!
Prime (off-screen): Come on, Megatron, it’s a glorious fall day. We’re all going to ride out to the pumpkin patch and—
Megatron: I hate the pumpkin patch!

Prime (off-screen): Wow, that was a fun-filled day at the swimming hole. OK guys, let's unload the van.
Sideswipe (murmurs sleepily): Are we there yet?

R: You're right, Wheeljack, Spike didn't bother to paint under here.
W: I guess he thought we wouldn't look.
R: Well, I'm not paying him unless he finishes the job. Though why Prime wanted to paint this place "Sunset Orange&

Yeah, I tell you, Optimus, it was a pretty wild weekend. First me and the guys drank a couple six-packs, then we broke into Decepticon Headquarters and stole Megatron's new "invisibility spray" and covered the whole pier with it ... I think

Tour guide: And next on our interactive tour, experience how the early colonists dealt with troublemakers.

Reflector: Why in the world did Megatron take us on this tour of Ye Olde Charles Towne?

Soundwave: He claims that by understanding the humans

At the lame haunted house ...

Megatron: Gasp! And in here, a human is scooping the guts out of another flesh creature!

Thundercracker: Should we tell him the "guts" are just spaghetti?

Soundwave: Shame to ruin it for him.

Thundercrac

Thanks for the ride to work, Hound.

No problem, Spike.

(Spike walks into the TV studio.)

Spike: Tonight, on "Mysteries of the Mind," we examine the phenomenon of deja vu.

(doodley doodley doo ....)

Thanks for the ride to work, Hou

According to our map, the treasure should be right ... about ... here.

(snicker)

What, Hound? If I recall, the map says "At the intersection of mountain and tree, a buried treasure you will see." What else can it mean?

OK, OK, I can&#03

Dad: Tell me again about this deal you made.

Mom: Megatron told me he'll let us rule the world if we hand over our first-born son.

Dad: Well that sounds great--but can we trust Megatron?

Mom: I don't see why not. Oh look, here he comes

Sigh. So much to do today. Grocery shopping ... brush Ravage off my arm ... get Optimus Prime's suit at the cleaner's ...

Megatron: Blast it, my dance card is still empty. I suppose I shall have to take a turn about the room whilst the others enjoy the quadrille.

Megatron, she said we only get one frog! You're the worst lab partner ever.

Hey, guys! You've got to hear this awesome new translation of "Beowulf"!