Captions by metalformer

Narrator: ... and Galvatron's ambitions finally took him too far. By merging with Unicron's Lasercore, unexpected side effects took place....
Galvatron: What is the meaning of this, Unicron???
Unicron: You wanted my power? You have to pay my p

[Trypticon]: Arrrrrrg!! Errrrrr... excuse me? Is this the set where Auditions for "Jurrasic Park 4" is being held?
[People]: ....

The downside of having an army of clones: how the slag to tell who's who! >_<

Why can't we have spoken lines? No fair1 >_

Grrrr! The animator certainly deserves a special &#039;gift&#039; for this mistake: an autobot symbol tattoed on his flesh.... with laser fire and NO anesthesia! DAMN YOU ALL!

what kind of mouse are ya? humans certainly have weird ideas.

SKYWARP: This is one of the so-called &#039;terrorist&#039; everybody istalking so much about. Shoudl we join them, Megatron? / MEGATRON: No way! They&#039;re so treacherous they would use us as &#039;missiles&#039; for their next atta

RUMBLE: Here comes the real Urban Train to Puerto Rico! I&#039;ll make possible what usesless, corrupted politicans can&#039;t and all for the glory of the Decepticons! MEGATRON for governor!

Being the Chaos Bringer is certainly not an easy task. The massive destruction. The death of so many lives. Traveling throughout space looking for planets to devour.... that can be a hard and lonely life. So its only natural to kickback and relax once in

Story: Jazz and Cosmos went to a Rock/Metal concert, where its not unusual to see people climbing to the stage and jumb back into the crowd - that&#039;s called &#039;stage dive&#039;. However, COSMOS seemingly over did it.
PERCEPTOR: What ha

WE CAN&#039;T TAKE THIS NO MORE! We want REAL action! Not this &quot;kiddisized&quot; rip-of Hasbro has made!

I know I was re-tooled to carry two of you at a time.. but still I think this still looks unrealistic

THRUST - This is my latest strategic plot! I&#039;ll pretend to be an ancient Cybertronian mummy to lure curious Autobots into my trap!
MEGATRON: Er... all right. But make sure nobody consfuses you with a bad mecha show rip off and throw you on the

It could have been worst: Optimus Primal.

VORTEX: I&#039;ve heard bout &#039;stabbed in the back&#039; but I think *this* is reduculus!
ONSLAUGHT: It is called &#039;diversion&#039;. Just play the role...

SCOURGE has just read RUINATION&#039;s Tech Spec. SCOURGE: Stupid humans!
MEGA-OCTANE: Something wrong, commander?
SCOURGE: Yes! I have just read Takara&#039;s official BALDIGUS&#039; Tech Spec ....
MEGA-OCTANE: Did you found a typo?
SCOUR