Captions by Mystery

Starscream: Ha ha! April Fools', puny Autobots!
Wheeljack: Uh, Starscream, it's April 25th. April Fools' day is on April 1st.
Starscream: I loathe Earth holidays.

Rumble: Frenzy, tell me again which way an autobot's head unscrews!

GAH!!!!!!! If I'd known this was part of appearing at the Kids' Choice Awards, I wouldn't've come! (I didn't even get picked for a blimp...)

Dragstrip: Get off, Rumble. NOW.
Rumble: I know who's been responsible for the recent energon shortage...
Dragstrip: *grumbles*

Prime: Why am I doing this again?

Monsters: Trick-or-treat! Smell my feet! Gimme somethin' good to eat!

Hot Rod: Uhhh... *looks at Daniel*
Daniel: Um, heh heh, oops?
Hot Rod: I don't even wanna know...

*gremlin voice* Yum, yum, yum, yum...

Daniel's reaction to remembering that he hid his vegetables under the bed a few months ago.

WHEELIE!!! DID YOU PUT CYBERTRONIAN ROACHES IN MY BED!?

Prince Jamal: Oh my, are you guys factory errors?
Slingshot: No, I'd say YOU'RE the only error around here!

Slingshot: Spike or Bumblebee I can handle, but THIS!?
Optimus: Quit whining.

Security Guard: Hmmm... I thought I saw something move...
Soundwave: RAVAGE! Operation: Distract guard.
Ravage: *tears wrapping off box and starts playing with it*
Security Guard: Aw, cute! (To Ravage) I'm going to take you home and name you... um