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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by ras

ras has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus with arms around Bumblebee and Spike

Prime: Woops, I nearly fell over then. Thanks god you and Bumblebee were there to break my fall!

Spike: No sweat Prime Diddy, I have a strong back!

Prime: Psst, Spike, my thumb is in the back of Bumblebee's head. I think he died from it.

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

"We've done it Starscream! The world's largest sky croissant is OURS!"

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

yes! I now have a complete devastator.
aww dammit, hook has chrome wear.

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

"I....I had no idea!!"

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

The autobots practice C.P.R

Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe

"Please take us with you Megatron, Prime is telling jokes again!!!!"

Decepticons after a party

The decepticons, an evil race of robots bent on destroying the Autobot race; But have yet to master assembling Ikea furniture.

Ratchet gets his check-up!

:shreiking horrer music underscores

Gort's conversation

"so baby......had a good poo today?"

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Swindle, Starscream, youve done an excellent job, this milk tastes fantastic!"

Windcharger strips

Brawn:"oops i dropped my coat
windcharger: "here take mine"

A very lonely Tentakil

i wish i hadnt of eaten that curry, now look what ive done!!

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