Captions by Rodimus Primal

Bumblebee: Optimus warned you not to play with the energon glue, Seaspray.

After Onslaught gives Vortex the Heimlech maneuver, Vortex relates the nightmare of "Robots in Disguise".

After filming the final episode of Armada, Starscream exiles himself to a desert island, too embarassed to look TransFans in the face ever again.

Wheeljack: Ratchet, I know you like to immitate WWE Smackdown, but GET OFF OF ME!!!!

"You ain't nothin' but a Decepticon cryin' all the time" -- Hardhead does his Elvis impression

megatron:o man if i new that ten times was so hard i'd would never dot hat

Megatron's new secret weapon cozies up to Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime: This is the last time we go on a mission without the Hostess Snowballs.

Thundercracker: Megatron, what's wrong? Megatron: I've seen the future, and it isn't pretty. Skywarp: You mean...? Megatron: Yes. I will be in Transformers: Armada. Rumble: GASP!

Spike: Am I wearing too much gear for a piggy-back ride?

Ratchet: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Alas, poor Cliffjumper. I knew him, Bumblebee.

Minerva: You forgot my frozen energon cone?

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not your gearstick, is it?