Captions by Sideshow Sideswipe

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. - Homer Simpson

I shouldn't have told WIle E. Coyote that I'd catch him some lunch.

mmm, Iron ore cones, with yummy wires! just like momma used to make...*CRUNCH*

Megatron: If we all fart at the same time we can bring down the mountain!

Sunstreaker: welcome home Daddy!
Sideswipe: Yay! what did you bring us?
Megatron: now this is prety f**ked up right here.

damn, ring of fire again! why must thai curry be so delicious?

Goddammit! my wildride is asleep, down I go....

Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!

Slag: No way baby, this twenty dollar extra.

Hello my name is Kakuryu, and I like to do drawrings.

Are you looking at my bum? bumlooker!

(in a Monty Burns voice)
Cyclonus: "Ooh smithers, help me! the Germans are after me, I'm so scared"!
"Galvatron: (in a german accent) "Stop zat."

primal: wow rhinox, you are more than meets the stinky brown eye.

primal: god damn, my alt mode looks like s£!t.
rhinox: at least you don't have projectile defecation!

Op: Hey, nice beating rattrap, especially around the face!

dammit my name's not cancer, it's cab you asswipe.

Me a dance dance dancin' machine - watch me get down,watch me get down, as me do, do, do me thing out on the scene.

Windcharger: Okay Brawn, we can practice the mating ritual, but next time I get to be the human female.

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman,
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man...etc.

Wow! that was electrifying! lets have a cigarette.

this is for making my toy with no head, you bastard!