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Sari: I invited black airachnia to dinner with you
Optimus: say whaaaaaaaattttttt

Sep 7, 2012

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.
Arcee's sex tape is great

Aug 29, 2012

Finally fall of cybertron is out

Aug 29, 2012

Omega: Who's the daddy
Crowd: you are
Omega: that's right midgets

Aug 21, 2012

Sideswipe: you are my best friend *hic* skyfire
Skyfire: ok no more blood for you

Aug 18, 2012

Sari:..... And that's how baby's are made
Optimus: hmmmm thats not quite how it works on cybertron
Sari: you don't say smartimus prime

Aug 18, 2012

Brawn: dude why do you complain so much
Huffer: dude it's because I'm to mellow from all that weed dude

Aug 18, 2012

Thundercracker: WHAT WHERE

Aug 9, 2012

Megatron: OMFG I found the entrance to butlins

Aug 9, 2012

Bombshell: uuuuuuggggggh I shouldn't have eaten shrapnel and rumble
Kickback: why?
Bombshell: they hate each other

Aug 9, 2012

Rodimus: hey whats up arcee

Arcee: daniel isn't that's for sure

Aug 9, 2012

Doo doo
Doo doo
The purple panther
Doooooooo

Aug 9, 2012

Michael bay did what to me

Aug 9, 2012

Sentinel Prime talks to Perceptor and Alpha Trion

Perceptor: your brain's quantum pecipator is damaged buzz....... Uh I mean sentinel
Sentinel:........... Alpha tell perceptor to stop bullying me
Alpha: ZZZZZZZZZ

Aug 8, 2012

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
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		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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